Mirage #01 09 декабря 1997

ZXNet

Fun ZXNet - Do you, dear readers, who is dr.HESH?

              Fun ZXNet


(C) GROFAZ


  Hello!

    Recently I was not in the network, and voila - I'm back! 
Climb on Some BBS-kam, I was surprised to discover found that 
since little has changed. And because of this I decided to pick 
up some texts about our ZXNet, which I stuffed six months ago -

they still have not lost their relevance.

    So ...

    Do you, dear readers, who is dr.HESH? Sure
that only a few aware of what I speak. So, dr.HESH - it
such a small, angry, but very amusing man who
often claimed by those who like to attach to the bottle or
practice herbal therapy ("plan", for example), then these
guys begin, sometimes even unconsciously, tents
joking. The same applies to the sysop, because they are the same
people and they are nothing human is alien. However, from 
long-term night vigils at the monitor, dr.Hesh sometimes 
visited by them without special invitations.


    And so, once again, surf ZXNet, I stumbled upon
BBS, the rules which the sysop (I will not name him), who
just three weeks before that, I explained (as he himself was
Sysop with experience) that this BBS and how to download 
ottudyva rulez-nye Gamez (pontovye game, I mean), because he 
had just has attached a modem (I wonder to what place?).


    Well, I thought, could he but enthusiasm on disks
there is at least fresh ONLINE (more from him I do not need
was). After an unusually successful konnekta I downloaded from 
him directory of one of its two drives. I looked at this Vidocq

Catalog ... In principle, after a year of dating with our 
network I accustomed to the various distortions, but this ... 
In short sysop, see, overwhelmed megalomania, and joy for 
himself, because that otherwise can not be explained by the 
inscription on his computer alias $ 40 (!) line files, and

read this masterpiece could only be if we put
his head in his right ear at the key [ENTER]! Or at least
case, turning the monitor on its side. Scrolling through the 
miracle SisOpskoy thought, I still naryl on this disc at least 
some files. This were toys such as "Sex-Tetris" by AGAEW and 
various GIPER-TRIPPER MEGA demos of two scrolls, Mouzon of 
applications to SOUND TRACKER and pictures with this face 
"coder" and on the disk were invited to ENLIGHT 97 '(and the 
case was already in December 1997th) However, I pumped out the 
last naryl ONLINE and just started downloading it, he 
discovered that while I flipped through the catalog, CDOS me 
brazenly dropped. When I got to him the second time, I still 
took his rightful ONLINE and decided leave sysop modest memory 
of their suffering as DZU v3.00 (it would seem so), camouflaged 
under the sonorous name "SEX DEMO "(no more, no less). But then 
I waited bummer. On The fourth sector, the transfer stops and 
the diode, showing state lines began to show some strange 
signals. This was angry voice sysop. When I had the stupidity

pick up the phone, I heard a ten-minute tirade about the fact 
that in the catalog of this disc was a warning that the seats

it no longer and he therefore by a plastic. Then he, the Ponte
skilled hacker told me that, well, zvonyut there any lamer and
threatened otlyucheniem station, ZXNet and MGTS. Then, on 
reflection, I'm wildly zaboyalsya and gurgling went on the 
floor, he threw up. 

    Since then I have it in the "black list" of my AONa. Why 
should I at my station are rowdy? Correctly STALEX said: "To

less than 16 years, those in the network will not let go! ". 
The fact was and is ... 

            Attention, the contest!
Those who correctly guesses the sysop of this, will be 
entrusted with the honor to the section "Fun ZXNet". Contact 
the editorial office.