City #41 06 марта 2000

Самиздат

Buch - his cap to the tower.

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(C) V. Pelevin

                 Cap on the tower


                    continued


   When the power structures still seen in
validity of information on the capture of Basayev
Kremlin, the analytical department of the FSB was requested
consider counter-measures. They were developed
in record time. Firstly, it was decided
that you should immediately explain the residents of the capital
cause of these huge hats on the towers.
(Although, if you be honest, it is seen very
few.) for this city and several
controlled television channels was commissioned information
that Red Square is preparing a concert Mahmoud
Esembaeva accompanied arriving from Pakistan
Sufi Music Ensemble. It was even said that all
sponsored by himself, Peter Gabriel, and together with 
Esembaevym will sing Nushrat Fateh Ali Khan. Interestingly, the

immediately after the announcement, unknown
individuals in Moscow, it was manufactured and sold
a huge number of tickets with no date - name them
false does not turn the language, because it
the word implies the existence of these tickets.

  The Kremlin, of course, was cordoned off and closed to
visits, but no sense of the people is not
caused. People, as usual, was silent, and on
frequencies of a police negotiated with entrenched in
bunker at the Palace of Congresses Basayev, and his condition
(Confidential information, he sought
huge loans on the rise of agriculture
Chechnya) were almost taken. Perhaps the fact
capture the Kremlin managed to hide at all, if
Several basaevtsev not open trade
grenade launchers and ammunition directly at the Alexander
garden. When the competitors in the arms trade with
certain point at Tinkers waterfront learned
about it, and brought them their militia basaevtsy
closeted in the Kremlin. About what was happening it became 
known reporters, and no way to continue to hide

capture the fact remains.

  Then, the FSB decided to go to the forcefulness.
Since the group "Alpha" on a proposal to take
The Kremlin responded by storm careful foul
abuse and threw up, it was decided to press on
terrorists psychologically. For this purpose, the building
National Hotel was extended portrait
president, made urgent by Mounting:
portrait of the president sternly frowned out from under
raspberry beret riot policemen. The action was based
on the idea of ​​Colonel GUOP seven-membered that
frowning face enemies in the presidential plunge
awe. The Colonel himself, offering his plan, came
from the fact that it will improve in the post, as only about
his idea will be reported upward. So, of course,
happened.

  Another measure of the impact of the terrorists were
elected off water, electricity and sanitation.
However, after several grenade launcher rounds
because of the wall and quipped controlled
"Tut-bank and the newspaper that the only current
Russian authorities are able to handle
by unidentified gunmen as well as with legal
elected members of parliament, water, and
sewer included again.

  In general, the reaction media was
ambiguous. Left wing press (especially
controlled by "Tuta-Bank") has demonstrated
a wide diversity of opinions, with one end of the adjoining
paranoia, and on the other - with schizophrenia. Newspapers
controlled by the "Won-bank and claim to be
intellectualism, carefully noted the similarity of Popes
with condoms and wrote about the inevitable in
post-imperial era demaskulinizatsii Kremlin on
Oedipus complex young nation-state
formations in relation to the recent metropolitan and
much more. Level of understanding of what happened in
such articles rose to incredible heights, and
even understand business, as events like
the Kremlin's seizure may occur in the country,
where they live is so smart people. But it was given to
response. "Basayev - wrote one author - just the first
aware of the pressures on postrossiyskimi
space required as soon as possible to leave
paradigmatic of the dominant codes of phallic
fetish and etatizirovannogo voerizma ... "

  In short, if somewhat based on the
"Tama-bank" of free newspapers has not been saved
objectivity and sobriety, the public did not
would have been the real situation
Affairs.

  With regard to the radical patriotic press, the
Her reaction was a rare unanimous.
Reasoning behind this unanimity was
nobly simple and worthy of the Roman
textbook logic: since there is no doubt
that the Kremlin control of the Jews, and Basayev seized
The Kremlin and, therefore, controls it,
no question about it natsprinadlezhnosti not
arises. Basayev was just another agent
international Zionism, executing the directives
world government. Cited intriguing
facts of his biography, was published about ten
options for its present name from "Basayman" to
"Gorgonzoller; last name, according to some
information associated with poor quality pizza, which
patriotic journalists were treated in the Chechen
Pizza on Gorky Street. Interestingly, all
The authors of such converged on that now
Basayev's name - Helmholtz.


              to be continued ...