Smiley - a compilation of computer jokes.

<b>Smiley</b> - a compilation of computer jokes.

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                      Smiley
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  Summed up the lottery "Windows 95":
1.Vyigrala by Microsoft.
2.Razygrany millions of dummies.


  I was told that my cat to use the name in
as a password to "root" - a bad tone. I'm not going to change! 
I'm so used to qZ! 813_gg1 ... 

 -How do you explain the increased in recent business
Activity of our President?
-Replacing the processor to Pentium III. Sorry, left the old 
operating system ... 


  In America.
-Izzy, as will be in English "for"?
-Why do you want?
-I want to talk with the nigger in his car.


  Late Vovochka enters the class. No hello, no caps removed. 
Teacher sternly: -Vovochka! Immediately go out and come again!

-Damn! .. Right Windows a ...


  Kettle, who distinguishes the keyboard from the washboard and 
the mouse from an iron only by the lack of grip ... 


  A sign in the doctor's office: flowers and candy do not drink


  There are two men:
-Where are you?
Yes-fly eggs.
In-store or something?
-No, to the bathhouse ...

From the Editor - I made a few orders by mail. That is the pe.pvyy GENERAL SOUND at NEMO.

Iron - how to connect a second drive to the Spectrum.

Smiley - a compilation of computer jokes.

Likbez - full description + full disassembler ROM (part 8).

Beech - The Adventures of Shtiplitsa and one another in ppiklyucheniya Bopmana.

Music - Song of ALL MY LOVING (AP Makkaptni) reflects those already in effect bpitanskogo folklopa tvopchestvo BEATLES.

Advertising - Ppiobpetu or clear copies of the magazines' Padiolyubitel.

Темы: Игры, Программное обеспечение, Пресса, Аппаратное обеспечение, Сеть, Демосцена, Люди, Программирование