Han/Good Guys H. G. & Craker/Good Guys H. G. Translated by Chasm/CPU Are You A Communist? This test was written in Russia for testing people to find hidden communists. Choose an answer, (a-d), for each question and remember it. After the test you can count up your points and see if you're a communist or not. 1. Here we go to: a) other way b) highway c) Broadway d) birthday 2. The worker's and peasant's revolution about the necessarity of which always said the bolsheviks: a) it failed b) you can laugh but it still happened c) it happened d) it will happen on the 19th of august 2000 in St. Petersburg 3. Decembrists awakened Hercen. Hercen developed: a) revolutionary propaganda b) socialist competition c) sports competition d) an attack on Berlin at 1945 year 4. Stalin, after he was chosen as a communist leader, had in his hands: a) may flower b) absolute power c) comrade Krupskaya d) handle-bar 5. Trade-union is the school of: a) Moskow city b) communism c) fascism d) narcissism 6. From all the arts one of the most importance is: a) cinema b) theatre c) vine drinking d) bone carving 7. Communist party is intellect, honour and conscience of: a) your epoch b) our epoch c) small glacial period d) epoch of great geographical discoveries 8. Give us an organization of revolutionaries and we'll invert: a) a truck b) Russia c) monument to Nicolay II d) a coffee-pot 9. Take all farms, all mills away from landowners and capitalists and organize: a) a party for communist leaders for 700 people b) British-Soviet friendship society c) socialist community d) hockey tournament for the prize of newspaper "Izvestiya" 10. The Karl Marx's theory is powerful, because of: a) Marx's b) it's right c) it maybe right d) it's a fright Points: 1. a) 100 Points 6. a) 100 Points b) 10 - " - b) 10 - " - c) 0 - " - c) 0 - " - d) 3 - " - d) 1 - " - 2. a) 0 - " - 7. a) 10 - " - b) 10 - " - b) 100 - " - c) 100 - " - c) 2 - " - d) 3 - " - d) 0 - " - 3. a) 100 - " - 8. a) 2 - " - b) 10 - " - b) 100 - " - c) 0 - " - c) 10 - " - d) 2 - " - d) 0 - " - 4. a) 10 - " - 9. a) 0 - " - b) 100 - " - b) 10 - " - c) 0 - " - c) 100 - " - d) 1 - " - d) 2 - " - 5. a) 2 - " - 10. a) 1 - " - b) 100 - " - b) 100 - " - c) 10 - " - c) 10 - " - d) 0 - " - d) 0 - " - Your score: 0 - Congratulations! You're not a communist!!! 43 - I scored for 43 but I'm not a communist - you are also not a communist. 43 - 99 - Maybe you learn communistic theory and history of world communism in college or chose your answer at random and you're unlucky. 100 - 999 - You are a complete communist. You organize communist manifestation every 7'th november and now sit on computer wearing red tie. Sir ... oops... comrade - you 100% communist. 1000 - Are you Lenin???