20 Things To Do While Loading a Game From Disk ---------------------------------------------- By Bogie Of E-3 --------------- This is a reply to Clare Bears '20 Things To Do While Loading a Game From Tape' so I can show that disk is better!!! 1. Time how long it takes to load (Sseconds) and remember when it took 10 minutes to load!!! 2. Have a previously written program that keeps spinning the disk in the drive, you can now use the drive as a vibrator!! 3. Open a can of lager. You won't be able to drink any, but during the game, pause it and take a swig of the lager. When you have finished the can open another and by the end of the night you'll be in conversation with your speccy about the origin and destiny of the universe!! 4. Pull your socks up. There's nothing worse than playing a game and finding your socks have fallen off your feet! 5. Crack your knuckles ready to play the game. By the time you have done this the game has loaded!! 6. Spark up a fag. This is all you can do, but it helps you practise smoking a fag without taking it out of your mouth until you've finished!! 7. Belch! This usually takes longer than loading the game but you feel much better afterwards!! Try belching all through the game loading off tape!!! Not possible!! 8. Fart! (see above) 9. Try saying "Why is tape so fucking slow compared to disk?" before the game loads! It's harder than it looks. 10. Adimre yourself in the mirror for a few seconds!! 11. Ram the instructions for the game up your arse!!! Who needs instructions??? Trying to find what keys to use is much fun!! 12. Scratch yer arse! 13. Try sneezing without closeing you eyes! 14. Turn the radio on!! 96.3 FM isn't affected by Speccy. 15. Have a little laff and giggle while you reminiss about the Muppets!! 16. If your name's Brainer have a wank!! 17. Shout "FUCK OFF" as loud as you can, just to piss the neighbours off!! 18. Try to match the noise of the disk drive to a well known song!! I'll name it in one spin!! 19. Take the disk out of the drive and then put it back in and watch as it continues to load the game and not return in an error!! 20. Finally throw that tape deck against the wall while shouting "YOU SLOW PIECE OF SHIT!!" Well then Clare Bear who's the bigger cunt then????