<<<<< Last Friday Night >>>>> ============================= -= By Bogie Of Extacy-3 =- ========================== This is a little story about a party that L.a., Brainer and me (Bogie) all went to!! The date of the party was 2nd of June 1994. It was one of those parties where when you heard about it you thought it was going to be really crap!!! But you had better go just incase something funny happened!!!! And this was exactly what happened, we went to the party, crap as we thought it would be, and we all got totally pissed out of our heads. Most of the music was pretty crap but some Prodigy came on and some other good stuff, so L.A. and I started doing our rave-y type dance and were complemented by many people at how good at dancing we were!!! But the next day both L.A. and I tried to dance like we had done the night before, but very unsuccessfully. We couldn't dance to save our lives!!! But anyway that's another story, back to my original story about the actual party!!! At about 9:30 - 1Opm things started to happen; first of all a girl called Rachel (or Ging-er for short, because of her ginger hair!!) was going out with this kid called Jodie. And at around the stated time Jodie "DUMPED" Rachel and Rachel was very upset and crying immensly. She came up to Brainer and L.A. for sympathy and comfort but came nowhere near me after I shouted "DON'T COME LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY AROUND HERE AS YOU WON'T GET IT YOU STUPID BITCH!". As you can guess, I don't get on very well with Rachel. She really does my head in with the amount of crap that flows out of her mouth!!!! After about 10-20 minutes of her crying she then proceeded to barf her guts up all over the place!!! Good riddence for all I care, she should of died there and then!!! After 1Opm everyone was totally pissed and you know what happens to pissed women now don't you!!!! Yeah you do, don't lie!!!! They get very randy and either want to 'get off' with anyone or jump into the nearest bed!!!!! Well sadly I, in my pissed state fell into the 'evil' arms of one of these pissed women while she was looking for L.A. I wish L.A. hadn't just gone around the corner!!!! Then what I shall proceed to tell you would never of happened to me but to L.A.!!!!!! Wanker L.A.!!!!! Well while L.A. and Brainer were just around the corner, Katie, (the evil women who had 'kidnapped' me) was trying her best to try to get me to 'get off' with her!!!! But as much as I tried to control my senses, the evil within me (placed there through the beer I expect!!!) took complete control of my body. So then Katie and I started to kiss (without me knowing because I was fucking pissed!!!) which promptly stopped when I came to my senses and saw L.A. and Brainer coming in my direction!!! Brainer had to look more than twice at very close range (about 1 inch!!) from my face because that was the furthest he could see !!!! Yes he was just as pissed as me!!! Then the screams of sad bastard were hurlded into my face!!!! This was because Katie is a very sad woman and I was already going out with a very good looking girl at the time!! The knowledge of that I had 'got off' with Katie was very quickly spread around the people at the party and everyone kept coming up to me and laughing for the rest of the night, and most probably the rest of my life!!!! This started to piss me off so I started to head butt the wall and shouting "WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID I DO SUCH A SAD THING!!!!!". This continued for the rest of the party until the members of E-3 left. So I had thought that my embarssement had finished for the night, but I was sadly wrong!!!! On the way home I saw some other people who were at the party but had left earlier than us!!! And yes you've guessed it..... they had a good laugh, along with Brainer and L.A., at my expense. Well have you been wondering what my girl friend had to say about my pissed exploits????? Or have you just not taken any notice of what I've been writing????? Well Tracy, my girl friend at the time, didn't get to know. She should of guessed by the 'hints' that all my friends were dropping, at the top of thier voice!!! Hints like... " That party was shit until some one got off with Katie, eh Bogie!!!!" and "What's all thins about Katie then!!!!". But I can now advertise this because I am no longer going out with Tracy!!!! Now for the moral of this story is ..... If you get pissed, stay away from sad women. Or pay the price of being called a 'Fucking Sad Bastard'. Trust me, it's not a very nice feeling!!!!!! End.