Doesn’t a bullet sink in water? - Useful and interesting information that can be gleaned from Hollywood films.

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 Useful and interesting information that    
   which can be gleaned from Hollywood    
              children's films.              
                                          
1. During the police investigation,
you need to visit the establishment at least once,
where they show striptease.                  
2. All telephone numbers in America start with
start with the numbers 555.                          
Z. It is best to hide in the ventilation
system of a building. Nobody ever-
and he wouldn’t even think of looking for you there, and youyou can enter any part of the building without
special difficulties.                        
4. If you decide to pretend to be German
officer, you don't have to speak in
German A German accent will do just fine.
5. The man shows no signs
pain when he is severely beaten, but bored
lit when a woman tries to rinse him
wound.                                     
6. There are no switches in the kitchens.  When you
enter the kitchen at night, you need to open the door
refrigerator hand and use the light,
coming from it.                           
7. If a woman finds herself in a house with
situation, it will be best if she understands
children to find out where the strange sounds are coming from,
dressed in your most erotic lingerie.
8. If a man wears a vest or is naked
belt, he is invulnerable to bullets.              
9. Cough is usually a sign of a fatal illness
climb.                                    
10. All bombs are equipped with electronic timers
ramie with big red numbers on the scoreboard,
so that you are sureknew when they would work.
11. When meeting with an evil international
terrorist's best weapon is sarcasm and the rest
companies.                                     
12. If the Germans are shooting at you, hide in
river or bath. German bullets get stuck
in the water.                                   
1З.  Most laptop computers
have enough power to
disrupt the hostile communication system
highly tuned space aliens.   
14. Most people keep a lot of newspapers -
ny clippings, especially if one of them
family or friends drowned while boating,
under strange circumstances.             
15. In the police, all officers undergo tests
for psychological compatibility, so that
then they worked as partners in a completely pro-
people of opposite character.           
16. Left without outsiders, all foreign
backpackers prefer to speak English
(in Russian).                            
17. Action heroes are never tried for
killing a person or causing harm to a neighbor
damage forexcept in cases where
due to their actions from several cities
ashes remain.                        
18. A chainsaw is always at hand
at the right time.                          
19. Any electronic lock with several
seconds can be opened with a credit card
or a piece of paper, except those
cases when he is on the door of a burning building
niya, inside of which there is a child.   
20. Completely new for the car driver
It’s best to always look not at the road, but
on the person sitting next to or in the back
seat.                                  
21. Work of any kind can serve
the reason that the father forgets about his birthday
birth of a son.                              
22. An honest and hard-working policeman
traditions kill three days before
him to resign.                      
2З. A pretty blonde may well st-
become an international specialist in
nuclear fusion at the age of 22.       
24. The larger the man andwoman hate
each other, the more likely they are
fall in love with each other.                    
25. Etc. etc...