[16/20] Makarovgrad will win!!!

A REWARD worthy of a KING

- Well, well done, well done! - His Majesty desperately praised Lapezia, respectfully sitting on a stool. On the table, in addition to a decanter of water and a glass, there now stood a case with pirate gold. Antonio was in a great mood.
“We think that you should be rewarded for such a wonderful job,” continued the king of the country of castles in the air, “ask for whatever you want!
Then Antonio I realized that he had lost his way. He
stopped and began to watch the eyes
Lapezia, which tried to catch fire,
but tears of happiness flowed from the eyes of the smurr
and put out the fire. Waving away the smoke,
smurr nervously asked:
- Whatever I want?
His Majesty lay down on the
folding bed in thought and nodded his head uncertainly.
Lapezia thought on his pocket
computer IBM-P5. From the heart, like DOOM-II-av
he chose what he wanted most
of all. Lapezia's eyes simply flared up
with a cold flame, and the smurr turned to
the frightened royal majesty.
Antonio swallowed his saliva convulsively and looked at the distraught agent with
wary.
He was afraid that the vile smurr-defector
decided to take away from the king the most precious thing
he had - the synthesizer he had bought from
Aleshchenko for twenty bucks. Antonio flared up. Dustcovered all of Lapetia, but
the eyes continued to burn and glow in the
hill of dust that formed on the floor
of the room, one of the secret
municipal apartments of Makarovgrad.
- What did you do? - cried
the king, waiting for an answer to his simple
question.
- Write me a certificate, - the SBM agent began to speak mysteriously quietly, - an agent with special powers.
Only two
people in Makarovgrad had such certificates, and Lapezia decided
to become the third. This certificate allowed
to bypass any law like two fingers on
asphalt. It looks like envy had smurr for lunch. I consider it unnecessary to say
who already had such powers.
His Majesty also thought about it.
After DOOM-III-QUAKE, in the car taken away from the SBM agent, Antonio I decided that
it was possible to allow this impudent goose such a
identification, since in DOOM Lapezia
didn’t score so many points. Not as much
as Potapov and Chuev, who together
killed all the monsters on all floors, on
all difficulty levels, in all known
versions and sequels and with the monsters' immortality turned on.
Antonio I put his monogram on the
devilish paper and gave it to the evil
smurr. He was very happy.
The hunt began...

Regards,
Random
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