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To drink or not to drink—that’s entirely up to me

From Digital brain To Unbeliver^SPEED co. (Samara, Russia)

DB responds to an article in Born Dead—denying the story about a drunken brawl involving PYRODEX and hinting that he might publish compromising material in return: a drunken photo of the editor himself. He demands a correction in the next issue.
Hi, it's me, DB. As others have already commented on your article, I just have a few things to add. Whether to drink or not is entirely up to me, and no one else, and back then I had my own reasons (very personal ones) that I won’t go into here—especially since I wasn’t that drunk and didn’t storm over to PYRODEX like you described. If you’d written something closer to what actually happened, I wouldn’t have been so offended. It’s also worth mentioning your constant inconsistency the next day at SPY. We didn’t write about it in Buzz, even though we have even more compelling evidence—a photo of you looking very drunk. So, I hope you’ll realize your mistake. I’m waiting for that in the next issue of your BORNREAD. Digital Brain. Cafu/ P.S. HANDS OFF KOSOVO! HANDS OFF DIGITAL BRAIN! EI & REMEDY!