Tusoaka - From : KPN, To : All.

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From : KPN
To: All

        Hello!
        My roof is already gone due to the fault of one “lady”:-
- mixed a pathogen into the soda (it looks like a horse one):-((( .
        People! Introduce me to a normal girl;
agree, 11 sticks are too many, and not enough for her....

this is not a joke



EA> HERE GOOD BOY CALLED ME, WHO WAS LAST ONLINE
ABOUT A YEAR AGO.SO HERE. HE FOUND OUT ABOUT FT'98 ONLY THIS WEEK
AND THAT'S FROM SOME AMIGA MAGAZINE WHICH IS PUBLISHED SOMEWHERE ABOUT
URAL!!!
AWESOME!

EA> WHY IS NO ONE HERE? :) 

                 
Hello! I am Alexey. ZX-NET 500:95/370.2



are there many people?



EA> ALMOST NO ONE. AT 2 O'Clock THEY ARE WALKING OUT



ok I'll go



From:Leshy

Hi goes to all partypeople!

                 
Hello! I am Alexey. ZX-NET 500:95/370.2

Sorry, I can’t help you about the girl.
bye!



GPV>HELLO EVERYONE! SOMETHING THERE ARE NOT MUCH PEOPLE YET. WAITING...



FROM: KPN
TO: ALL

GUYS, I'M SICK...
CAN SOMEONE CALL ME AND SUPPORT ME IN DIFFICULT MINUTE - LET'S TALK

TEL. 563-90-45(VOICE)



GPV>FANTOP-FANTOPYCH CLOSE-CLOSE, GROW MY... Hmm... :-)

GEE-GEE-GEE...



EA> PIPISKA?! :-)))) 



SISTER> KPN, YOU ARE NOT THE ALONE WITH THIS TROUBLE, THE NETWORK IS FULL OF SUCH TROUBLES
LIKE YOU AND NOBODY CRYING ABOUT THIS TOPIC. SO DON'T YOU HANG
NOSE...
AND GPV HAD A LOT OF FUN HERE..:))
                 


From:Leshy

Yo,yo,yo,peace out from da Leshy to all party!!!

>KPN: I sympathize, but there is nothing to help :(

>EA: where did they find out about this in the Amiga Trans-Ural magazine?
Spectrum FanTop? :)

>All: come on, join in!!! :E~~~ :)



GPV>EA, ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE CALLING? WILL THERE BE CONEX? SHADOV, VLODEK?



EA> SHADOV IS SLEEPING, AND CONEX IS AT THE COUNTRY...
EA> VLODEK PROMISED TO CALL...



KPN> WAS WHO?


EA> WHAT DO YOU NEED?


KPN> WHO ELSE WAS?


EA> SEE IN THE TEXTS.


KPN> SORRY



From:Leshy

La, la la la.... The diamond sky will shatter into pieces... la, la...

>KPN: don’t break off, it’s better to hear what the thread is about the steering wheel!



EA> LESHIY, THIS DOLPHIN SONG MAKES ME ALSO HAPPY!



SISTER> AND I AM A FISH WITHOUT PANTIES....
(cool song on radio MAXIMUM).



KPN> WELL AND I DRIVED A Blizzard AFTER THE WHEELS ADVICE: 2 T. AZALEPTINA:
TWO DAYS FUCK...MA
KPN> NO ONE WANTS TO TRY?

OKAY, TAKE A WALK.


EA> WRITE YOUR TEXT WITH MACROS, AND THEN
THROW IT HERE.


ok

keyboard jams...



Hello, guys! I'm sitting here in a shitty state, and my bikes are clean
no ticking, how long is it?  No yeast, no, chewing
It’s over, the hole has left me, I don’t know what to do. Today at
some good guy started talking to me about some beitsals, and
I’ll give him chewing as soon as he wants. Well, of course I'm a crazy Bashkir in
He took the mentor away, took all the goodies and threw them away... ... Here
Now I’m sitting here, I don’t know what to do...
Abrahim



EA> ABRAHIM, WHO IS IT EASY RIGHT NOW?! THERE ARE ALL ALL FISHES WITHOUT PANTIES HERE
THEY WRITE, AND YOU ARE WORRIED EVERYTHING... :))



GPV>CREMATORIUM, DDT, KINO, SPLIN, NAU - BEST OR RUSSIAN ROCK !!!



EA> TIME: 01:07



SISTER> GPV, STILL 'GAZ SECTOR', IN MY OPINION, COOLER,
RULE THAN THOSE YOU LISTED...



>SISTER: THE GAS SECTOR IS TOO PRIMITIVE BOTH IN MUSIC AND
ACCORDING TO THE POEMS! AONLY EGGS ARE COOL!



From:Leshy

>EA: Mastday BIZ TV this powerful clip about the sky in the middle
broke:-EE :( And the song is actually Spirals (their breakbeat
part, and the Dolphin of the current text under it is not frail. Rulez
out! :)
>SISTER:who sings about such a rudder fish?:)
>KPN:hash is shit!
               Signed: No sssss drugs



SISTER> GPV, DO YOU HAVE THE COOLEST BALLS??



GPV>I WENT TO SLEEP. BYE. Time: 01:20:00



SISTER> GOBLIE, I DON’T KNOW WHO SINGS ABOUT THE FISH. AND DRUGS - MUST
DIE. (SEE PROGRAM ON NTV 'TWILIGHT'.) ALL DRUGS - MUST DIE!!!!



GPV> I WENT TO BED. BYE. Time: 01:20:00
GPV> SPLIN SINGS ABOUT FISH WITHOUT PANTIES, ALBUM "GUN COLLECTORS"
NOW I'M GOING TO SLEEP. BYE ! 01:30:00



EA> BURP AND HIPPLE AT THE SAME TIME? AND SISTER SUCCESSED...
 :-)))



From:Leshy

BEHIND!...":)))



GPV> I CAN’T GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER, AND THAT’S ALL HERE!!! THIS IS PROBABLY
LOVE... :-))))) ARE THERE CODERS HERE?



SISTER> PEOPLE, DON'T SLEEP.
I SEND MY PHOTO TO EVERYONE:

  ^^
  O O
 (*)
  o/



EA> HERE IS MY PHOTO:

   /
  o-o
 (^)
   /
   W 

EA> GPV, THISCONTAGIOUS DISEASE... :))



SISTER> HEY, HOW ARE YOU THERE, ABRAHIM, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE OR GONE, I
GET AWAY FROM YOUR SPEECH!!!! :-))))



From the distant expanses of Chukotka to us, where huge herds graze
unbroken unicorns came to us...
PURPLE UNICORN

It’s a quiet night, and only Shio is stabbing me in the ass and I’m spreading it (to me).
Hello orogs kmarada traders and other uy grow... the essence of this
localities. I remain forever yours..



GPV> ALL, GOING TO SLEEP.
GET OUT OF MOSCOW, B.., GET ME A CARRIAGE, A CARRIAGE!!!

HORSES-FUCKERS!

GPV> SEMYON SEMYNYCH, AND THINGS? WHERE IS THE TOILET, I NEED TO PURK.
WASH WITH THIDE. WHAT ABOUT THE YELLOW POINT?

AUNT ASIA HAS ARRIVED!!!
KXXXX....

FAGGIES AND YOUR DOG... NO MORE TEARS. OOOO!!! APPLES!
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY APPLES BITCH! MOM, MOM, MY TOOTH IS CRASHED!

TRY COMET, WITH ITS FLUORIDE SYSTEM. YOUR LINEN WILL BE.
DANDRUFF AGAIN!!! OH THESE FLEA...

WHAT IS YOUR HAIR LIKE!
I WASHED THEM WITH SOUP.
MINE?

DANGLY, WELL, IT'S JUST... I'M WITH CAFFREY ALL DAY! WHAT TO DO?
CHEW SAWDUST...



From:Leshy

And here is my portrait :) :

  $$$$
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 Iеё ёеI
 I O I
  $oOo$
  $__$
   $$
    $$ :)))))))



EA> MEN! IT'S GOOD TO WATCH TV THERE! 
EA> YEAH... THIS IS NOT YOUR SHIT IN YOUR SLIPPERS... ADVERTISING - ENGINE
TRADE...

SISTER> HEY, CHUKCHA, WHERE ARE YOU FROM TO US?! STRAIGHT FROM CHUKOTKA WHAT??



EA> I WOULD BUY A COUPLE OF DEER... :)



GPV>ABRAHIM DEAD...
FOOD "THRILL" AND YOUR PET WILL DIE IN A WEEK...

GPV>CHAPPIE IS "EXSTASY" FOR DOGS.



EA> TIME: 02:02


SISTER> GPV, HAVE YOU TRIED CHAPPIE, 5 INGREDIENTS OF SUCCESS???????
WISKAS IS BETTER, BUT STILL A MUST DIE...



    From the distant expanses of Chukotka, where huge herds graze
unbroken unicorns. PURPLE UNICORN is back.

YAY.  Hello everyone, it's me again.
>GPV: Zhrems...

>Leshy: Take off your mask, you have fangs under it.

And Konex sleeps with Shadov at the dacha...

>KPN: My friend, think with your hands!!!

>Abrahim: There is a quotation about the old ont. Maybe you'll remember...

  Clouds oooh Clouds ahh I'll see clouds... listen to the whole group
"Brilliant" (Okay, I'll go poop, wish me luck...) I'm waiting
your answers
   
      P U R P LE
        UN I C O R N



EA> AND I WILL LISTEN TO THE GROUP 'FARTING' (THE HERD OF ROOTS
UNICORNS)...



GPV>HEY YOU PIG'S FACE!  SHIT THERE AND EAT YOUR SHIT, YOU FUCK
TRANSURAL!!! ZHREMS... CORE!!!
I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO MOCK THE KING!!!  :-))))))


EA> WHO LOVESGROUP 'EBANKO INTERNATIONAL'???



From:Leshy

>PU::-E :-F~~~ - these are fangs :). And under “Brilliant” I’ll wash the current
you can poop (especially on the syllable “KA!” :)))
>GPV:...and a thick, thick layer of chocolate - that’s almost all
We have enough from life! .... but KITEKAT is still steering! :)
>EA: it’s boring without TV. :(

......TV-Ass store on .....



SISTER> THERE IS A FOGGED URINARY BAG AMONG US. RESPOND,
WHO IS THIS???


EA> GPV, THIS IS A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE... :))



From:Leshy

>EA: "Fuck'anushki oh.enshnl" -MUST GIVE FOREVA!!!!



EA> WHAT ABOUT SRUBETSKAYA’S GLAP? 



   From the distant expanses of Chukotka, where huge herds graze
unbroken unicorns, PURPLE UNICORN has returned to us...

>EA: Hello owner of the big node
     Hello from the goat unicorn
            (nonsense doggerel).
>Sister: Probably the songs of "Sector" give you a lot of fun
aesthetic pleasure!?! I just had sexual intercourse here
via telephone lines with the multi-beautiful Mistress The
Left. She registers networkers who know how to give blowjobs well.
Those who have already registered, please do not contact us... For now.



SISTER> ARE YOU, B.., PURPLE H.., FUCKED UP?  LEFT PROBABLY
FOR ONLYTHIS IS WHAT IT WAS CREATED, AND YOU ARE CREATED FOR PEOPLE LIKE HER.



EA> PASSIONS ARE RUNNING UP.... :)))))
IT'S GETTING HOT....



GPV> CAN YOU ONLY GET CHOCOLATE AND KITIKEK IN THE FUCK!!!
AND THE SWEATY THUMP FUCK!!!!!

POP IS ALL UNDER PLYWOOD!!! ALL THESE IVANUSHKA, NA-NA, ETC.

PANBLACK!!! SUPER TV!!! BL...BL...BL...BL...PUCK HOTS!!!
:-) JOKE...



    From the distant expanses of Chukotka, where huge herds graze
unbroken unicorns, PURPLE UNICORN has returned to us...

Nah... but macros sometimes lose letters, but people are human
appearance... You are evil...
EH! 
>Sister: Badyaga responds, Welcome...
>Leshy: You’re good, let’s go listen to “Srelok.” And there, you look, and
We'll go to Tambov.
>GPV: I'm a unicorn, not a pig. In short, a horse, only a horn in front.
>EA: And especially for you, a couple of cold (s)reindeer for FREE
I would like to catch the fool and give him a blow.
Yes, it can’t be done in any way, because the unicorn is a fool.
And from time immemorial we have 
There is no trial for fools.

FUCK YOU...



GPV>WHAT IS THIS ROTTEN FUCKING DON AT THE PARTY? AND DOES NOT REPRESENT
GAD!!!

GPV>OH YOU FUCKING UNIFORM, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ON YOUR OWN EGGS
KREMLIN WALL!!!
BITCH FUCK! PI...PROE.INA! MU..K!!!

THIS IS THE THING...M



EA> PEOPLE!  SOMEONE IS ON SYSOPNIK TODAYWILL GET AFTER
SLEEPLESS NIGHT (I'M NOT DRIVING ANYONE, I'LL EVEN GO MYSELF!).



    From the distant expanses of Chukotka to us, where huge
a herd of unbroken unicorns came to us... PURPLE UNICORN

>GPV: You’re good too, we love advertising. Have you seen
new MAGGI advertisement.  It’s not clear whether their jeans are on their ass
they crack, or you fart like a donkey.

"ZEVA paper is for stupid people who confuse their face with their ass."

>Sister: Yes, but what?

>EA: It doesn't hurt to let off some steam.

The years passed, it got dark...
BYE...KA...KA



SISTER> BYE-BYE-POOP IN THE TUNDRA! 


EA> WHERE DOES THE GOLD GO? AND IN GENERAL, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT CALLING?!
:)))



From:Leshy

Oke, peoples ina house! there’s nothing interesting on TV,
at 106.8 they started playing some kind of buzz again:(,L in short:
LET I=bed and 
LD Bed,I

Bay'yushki everyone!

Listen to da underground beats!



EA> TIME: 03:20



    From the distant expanses of Chukotka to us, where huge
a herd of unbroken unicorns came to us... PURPLE UNICORN

I'm getting old, I forget to put enters after macros.

>EA: Poems about a fool are not about you, but about me.
>GPV: Who am I??? (further spoken in a female voice) Ha ha ha.
This will be my little secret.
Pelsh is already waving his hands, and everyone who doesn’tcan hang out in peace
can play the game "Guess the Unicorn".
I am a student of the once famous Fuck-er and Shit-er. But I'm cooler. They
pretended to be m...kami. And I am. Hurray comrades!!!
Good night everyone.



WB> I'm here, hello everyone!
Something is a bit sour for you today, is the weather working? :-)
KPN - friendly greetings.
The rest too.



EA> AND WHO WILL SOLD ME OUT WITH BEER AFTER THIS
NIGHTS?
EA> PEOPLE! WRITE IN MACROS! I'VE SPEAKED 256 TIMES ALREADY! :)
EA> SO, CAN YOU CLOSE THE PARTY FOR TODAY? AND THAT'S EVERYTHING
THEY STOP CALLING.



WB is here!
>EA: good for you, at least a beer... :-)
I went to the same “unsolder” as KPN.
>GPV: sleep is in your hand, not in your head!
>Leshy: your self-portrait is brilliant ;-))!
>All: event: the last call to me on the BBS was exactly one hour
back! And you're still here! (Or "?").



SISTER> IT LOOKS LIKE WE ONLY HAVE WB LEFT... :(((



WB:WB is here!
>SISTER: I will go down in history (that is, in the log ;-) ) as the first who
came last! (He said...)
>All: I guess I’ll also go for a ride.
Bye, until fstre... that is, the meeting at the sysopnik!



Sun 09 Aug 1998    
Moscow time- 03:57:18

Sergey (Klim Gromov) SysOp "ABSOLUTE BBS"
[500:95/366]

I'll come right now...`
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Sun 09 Aug 1998    
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Sergey (Klim Gromov) SysOp "ABSOLUTE BBS"
[500:95/366]

SORY WITH LATE.

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EA> IF NO ONE ELSE CALLS, THEN
IN 20 MIN. I AM GOING TO SLEEP.


SISTER> ME TOO.
                  


Sun 09 Aug 1998    
Moscow time- 04:22:38

Sergey (Klim Gromov) SysOp "ABSOLUTE BBS"
[500:95/366]

Klim> People, great. Am I late? I'm leaving in three hours
to Volokolamsk for a week. I'll catch a fish.

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