Once upon a time there was a Lamer - To say that I didn’t do anything at all would not be entirely true - sometimes I imagined myself as a hacker.

                                
                                
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Жил был... Хомяк. Нет.Не то.    
  Жил был... Чайник.Тоже не то. 
                                
   Короче жил-был Ламер... Bo.Everyone called him that -Lamer.
But he never doesn't
was offended.   On the Spectrumlamer
I spent my life playing in Jamping Jack,
Nifty-Lifty, and I didn't do anything. 
                                
  True, to say absolutely
I didn’t do anything, it won’t be at all
true.  Lamer sometimes imagined himself
hacker.                        
                                
  It cannot be said that lamer is
I couldn't code at all.  How
forward the screen he basically
knew. He found a couple more chips on
floppy disk with sources which
I once stole it from a coder friend. What
there and how he didn’t understand. He
launched it - it worked, that was it
enough.                     
                                
  If Lamer came across
cool effect in what
some program without protection
(especially if hebegan
immediately after RUN), then the lamer did
like this:                            
                                
took STS, launched the program, and
I watched what would happen.    If
the program hung up it's a thing
threw.        If not, then
reset, again STS, and started
look for the end of the effect. Having counted
all push and matching them with pop
behind the last one I placed
RET, was preserved (lamer, but not until
to the same degree!!!) and launched
effect.   If by some miracle
after the effect everything fell out into
STS,Lamer wiped the sweat from his forehead and
telling myself "Well, for today
that's enough, it's too bad
progressed"went
sleep, before bedtime
congratulating himself on what he is
o%yhacker.                  
                                
  3abtpa lamer sat down again
work.  Tried to highlight the ones I needed
pieces of code from unnecessary ones (albeit
lamer, and knew how to count memory)
  For this he did
just cut out the floor from the end
dump.  If it worked, then still
quarter.  If not, leave it as
yes.  it happened that everything was rotten
only the lamer cut out the bottom two
lines. Bullshit, then the lamer decided
dilemma -too long,or not too long
(long,or not long)
it turned out...                    
                                
  Alsolamerwas muzaker. Yes
there are still many like this
we were surprised how he wrote something like this
cool music.   Alamer not
was surprised.    He took someone else's
Mouzon, changed a couple of notes in it, and
signed it with his name.
If Mouzon was still recognizable,Lamer
changed a couple more notes. A because
the bear was sleeping atstill on his ears
from early childhood, then whatever
wasn't originally melodic
Mouzon, definitely at the end
it turned out alternative style.    
                                
  Talk about what kind of Lamer was
GFXmaker' is not worth it at all.
fortunately, it’s okay for him to draw
there was no need.                   
                                
he had a couple of friends
coders and muzakers who
made demos at party and one day
he got sick too.            
                                
  True, they made them very
for a long time and these demos were somehow
boring.                       
                                
lamerhad its own way to everything
approach.  From my friendslamer
I've heard a lot of words like "design"
and "style", though both
friend's performance
was completely absent.   Bullshit.
Lamer lived by the principle of not
fill your head with unnecessary rubbish. 
                                
  3ato humor lamer understood
excellent.                    
                                
 Lamer went to see his coder friends
drink beer, and came back with
reference book on BASIC and
floppy disk with player sources
little music...                      
                                
...It's time to go to the party.
All my coder friends are sleep deprived
muzzles for the last weeks of code
looked terribly exhausted.
Lamer cheerfully and cheerfully told everyone
that goes to the party with the demo. His
raised hacmex. He was not offended. 
                                
  Party was going on, the demos were running.
The audience yawned.  And then she came
queue Lamera.                 
                                
  The demo didn't work the first time -
message appeared Nonsence in
basic.  The second timecame out
Nonsence in code. When on the third
once it came out Nonsence in
Windows, the audience realized that this was a joke
and began laughingand clapping. But this
it was just the beginning. Further under
creaking boot sound
tape recorder began to appear on
screen outlineof a naked butt. 
                                
 The hall was in awe.             
                                
Then the demo said R to Tara
loading error and saying hello
by Gill Bilbert Software
reset.                     
                                
  All coders left party s
terrible mood. Lamer left
with a prize for first place in
demo nominations. All the coders again
they called him lamer and promised
punch in the face.    Lamer not
offended...                     
                                
To be continued...