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The birth of a superhero, or FoX from espionage practice.
(story of espionage)
His simple spy is being sent to us under the guise of uhtypucta.
On approach to the airport 'MINSK-2' the plane of the company 'BelAvia'
falls apart into small pieces (apparently the expiration date has expired!)
Everyone is dying, but... He's lucky! He falls straight into the pigsty, and
soft, slurry saves his life. They find him cbuhapku,
and mistaking him for a thief, they beat him with shovels.
He runs away, washes himself in some dirty puddle and drags himself into
hotel... There he goes to the restaurant. It's poisonous there for seven days
salad and lies helplessly in his room.
He gets bittenFLIES, FLEA, BUGS, COCKROACHES.
The doctor called gives him clonidine instead of medicine, and
takes away all his things, dollars, spy equipment.
To earn money for a ticket to a secret factory in
MUKHOSRANSKE, having barely recovered, he has to go to work
construction site
In the first half hour of work, he falls into an open
someone sewer hatch, an unfinished one collapses on it
house, and a truck pours 10 cubic meters of concrete on it...
He is saved in the hospital, but is cut out during the operation.
a kidney, an eye, a piece of ass and 2 ribs for sale for foreign currency...
After leaving the hospital, he decides to walk to MUKHOSRANSK.
On the way he is beaten by homeless people, shot at by summer residents, raped
bandits. He eats in garbage dumps along with rats (have a nice
appetite!!!)
And so he finally gets to the place, creeps closer,
begins to draw a plan of the plant...
And at the factory, a drunk operator presses the wrong button, and
The plant suddenly flies up into the air!
He tries to run, but a piece of debris lands on him
factory pipe, container with sulfuric acid and concrete slab
weighing about 6 tons.Not only that! He is caught waking up after a hangover
methyl alcohol security! Poisons him with dogs. Dogs don't
We've been feeding for three months now.
But he runs away again. Hiding in the field. Eats raw
vegetables, poisoning with hutpatamu and pestiids. It's partially
paralyzes...
The barbecue people find him, they want to let him have a barbecue, but at night he
chews through the bars of the cage and leaves again.
Hiding in the Chernobyl area. His hair, nails are falling out,
the remains of teeth... horns grow.
Through the swamps he crawls towards the border... He is bitten by LEECHES, MOSQUITOES,
ANTS, SNAKES...
But here is the border! Drunken border guards are firing at the board
empty bottles.
ACCIDENTALLY (!) they hit him in the arm, leg... head...
Bleeding his last blood, he swims across the river. But how on
evil, poachers are killing fish there!
He's going down. But having found water with gasoline, tolol and
ammuakom, cutting up the remains of his limbs with broken bottles and
cans with which the bottom is dotted, it is selected on
native shore at the appointed place...
His own people don'tthey will find out!!!!! Tortured. They torture. They beat. Accept
for a Russian spy. The horns are knocked off. Check on the detector
lies, electric chair, guillotine.
Finally recognized as one of their own!!! Replace everything lost in
Belarus for artificial, they give schnapps, sleep off, and...
On to a new task!
NOW HE IS A PAST BELARUS, A TRUE PATRIOT, SUPERMAN,
RAMBAUD, NINJA TURTLE, TERMINATOR...!!! THIS IS HOW THE REAL PEOPLE ARE FORGED
PERSONNEL FOR FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE! THEY KNOW EVERYTHING, THEY CAN EVERYTHING,
READY FOR ANYTHING...
BUT THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ONE THING:
-HOW IS WE, BELARUSIANS, NOT SUPERMAN, NOT RAMBAUD, NOT NINJA TURTLES,
NOT TERMINATORS, WE'VE LIVED IN THIS SHIT FOR YEARS, DECADES AND
FOR CENTURIES, AND EVEN WE BIRTH AND POCTUM TERMINATORS SIMILAR TO OURSELVES, OURSELVES
WITHOUT GUESSING ABOUT IT!
Adjustment-FOX Fluffy's
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