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Here follows just a selection of yesterdays chat from Subliminal CIX line service....
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SE/chatline #224
from Tony 00:10:45 My Speccy power pack buzzes. Is it going to explode? I fucking hope not, it's next to my jazz mags. Are there any +3 DOS users on today? How do I load a 48k program from +3 disk and then run in 48k? The program crashes in 128 mode. Help!
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SE/chatline #225
from Claire 00:13:21 Hi Tony, No your power pack won't explode. Have you tried altering the loader so that it converts to SPECTRUM mode after it has loaded the code block? I must admit I've never needed to try this as I only have a +2. Try it and call back.
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SE/chatline #226
from Malcolm 00:17:00 Hello? Am I getting out??
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SE/chatline ##227
from Peter 00:18:33 Tony, RE your disk loading problem. I've found that saying a rude word really loudly then chucking the +3 in a dustbin works really well. So far I've had no more problems since I undertook this mode of action.
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SE/chatline #228
from Malcolm 00:26:23 Paul Williams is a wonker. Guns'n'Roses are fab! Am I getting out?
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SE/chatline #229
from Tony 00:27:51 Yes Malc, you are being received. Thank you for your advice. However I've decided to have hardcore sex with my wife instead of poxing about on this fucking bollox of a computer. Have you tried rimming? It's great fun! :-)))
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SE/chatline #230
from Claire 00:29:59 Listen Tony, I didn't give up the CB and spend hundreds of pounds on new technology just so I could read you licking your wifes arsehole out....even if it does turn me on. Let's have some groovy chat about ROM bugs, Tasword customizing and having a mars bar forced up the cunt whilst being held down by six burly canal diggers.
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SE/chatline #231
from Robert 00:38:12 Anyone out there? I'm bored. What do you think of Chelseas chances in the Cup, what's your favourite colour. What's your high score in Rainbow Islands? Mine is 300,000 - beat that! I'm bored. Hi everyone, I'm really mad!
****************************************************************Well folks, as you can see, SE Chatline is simply the best for your Speccy. Get ONLINE and tune in to the best modem service around! All lines are constantly monitored by prefects and will not allow right wing politics, under-aged sex or mentions of Arsenal. However, the words shit, fuck and ringpiece are accepted. Calls cost 39p cheap rate and loads more at other times. Have a wank instead, it's cheaper.
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