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Recently we received one
very interesting letter without
return address. which we
we want to show you (see at the end
articles). The author of the letter is not
introduced himself. The letter was
typed on a typewriter.
(Either he has no underlining
picky either I didn't want to
leave fingerprints. we
we don’t know...) In it he spoke
about the release of our first
magazine advertising.
He wrote. Certainly. to the point.
but in a very mocking tone.
"Boosted"well above us!
Really. there was advertising
rather weak. could do
much better. But this "roller"
was our firstprogram in
machine codes. and the first damn thing.
as they say. lumpy. Even though she
It was also in an unsightly state. but
played a big role. since
many people are interested in our
future magazine.
We didn't even hope for that.
that someone will be interested in this.
but what was our
surprise. when the bell rang
and asked to call someone
from the creators of "PIONEER"! We even
thought. that this is someone from
jokes with friends. but everyone called us
new and different people. We decided
get down to business more seriously.
And now you see him in front of
yourself. but in this room too
many shortcomings. In general. and
the second pancake turned out no better
first. We think. what's in
subsequent issues have many glitches
can be removed.
Here is the promised letter. Style and
the spelling of the letter is preserved.
Hello!
Listen. Friend. we have here on
a few days ago a new toy arrived.
PIONEER is called. Cool. in
in kind. thing. For special
I can illiterate gopot
repeat: "NEW ELECTRONICMAGAZINE". or rather its advertisement.
Don't ask for translation. not myself
I know. That's it. Mutter to yourself
times eight. Look, you'll remember...
Yes! You just immediately into her
Don't turn on the computer. in that one. where
48K. My friend and I when
turned it on. she's up to something
stiffened. got stuck.
Probably 48 seemed a lot to her.
Nothing. repaired. Same for you
we wish. In short. boy. keep an eye on
byte: 128 there. at worst
end - 256. And 48 is clean
bend. Your product is squinting.
Well... As soon as PIONEER
purred after repairs. we are here
Wellthey estimated the barleyto the nose and
thought. Why not play?
Well. you know. "KOMMBAT"there.
other cool wet toys.
It's a pleasure for us. You sit and
wet. You wet and sit. And this
also pulled - that's what a paramedic
prescribed.
We opened it withKent first
block а он - черный весь - что
твой негр! Briefly speaking. hear. we him
they wanted to wash it. with soap. but then
thought. why do we wash it?
we will. Japas are lazy. not
washed. and we will. Yeah. Yesterday
you will come. Crap. Soap today
expensive... Well, that’s right
steel: one cool thing for us later
explained. what do ATEK have everything
Negro programs. A
in vain. Nelson Mandelathey
Why don't they respect them? Although... to us
what. let you. Japs, that is.
others bully. For us they are at least
brown rivets. if only
the case was not sealed (from
Do you know any Polish ones?
burrs!) and extinguishers on them
more.
And the toys are the nicest thing.
I'm telling you exactly. And not even black
white. and in some places colored. me
then one pioneer treated him: 8
bit from your SINCLAIRE. speaks.
and this caris the zi-zi-top.
so that the graphics are cool...
In short. hear. we're on this
They caught a toyCroese. three days sincewe were dragging along. The devil knows.
about what. but the game is the best
party Is it true. japas
We were too lazy to learn Russian. how
groovy babblers on some
yours-mine-don't understand. Briefly speaking.
complete rubbish. something like
Mongolian language. Butwe.
You know. not Mongols and never
we won't go there. so I had to
include consideration and
dig hard. Nothing. for
green ones can be glitchy
(and you thought. we are here in
are they throwing tugriks?!).
OK. good lyrically
balm.
In short. what will ours be like?
conclusions and suggestions? Very
simple. Firstly. electronic
magazines are awesome. Secondly.
"COMMBAT" is also a class. And
"GAS SECTOR" - this is. Crap. too
cool.
In kind. Understood?
That's it. FAQ!
Your future fan.
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Well then. everyone got into itmeaning
of this message? If not. then
read it again. Personally we
We moved in for three days. no less. Well.
and now our answer. (Applies to
only to the author of the letter.)
Hello. future fan!
Boy. Well, you have a market!
Introducing. if you write
letters in this style. then we
very interesting. how are you
do you communicate orally? You probably
"cool"hacker. раз смог
взломать наш первый "черный".как
негр блок? We are interested
specifically. what did you put into
concept "black". and also
"japas"? The rest is us. God bless. somehow figured it out...
In short, boy. your letter
we had a blast. about a week
they stood on the horns!
First of all. not "japas"
were too lazy to learn Russian. And you! Secondly. if yours
consideration only pulls on
soak toys. then sit and
play them... "Sit andurine.
Take a piss and sit down!" And there’s nothing for us
"Kirguda"to hang on your ears. his
enough. If you're such a smart guy. then
try to write something yourself
in codes. and we are all together
let's laugh! Maybe you're cool
programmer but then
showed. what you can do.
Of course. good to make fun of
beginners. I would like to
look at your first steps in
programming. Thirdly.
what the hell. you turned on our
advertising in 48 mode. Since you
cracked the first block. then I should
was noticed. what is the program
works with RAM diskor you don't
was able to"wash"it? Or you
what. 48 SPECTRUM with a floppy drive?
Then we can only help you
sympathize! We thought. what
The 48s are already extinct. like dinosaurs
and lie only as
antiques or spare parts. You.
that you dug it up from a landfill? Well... a
if you are listening to GAZA SECTOR.
now it's clear where you got this from
vocabulary!
In short. write again. only by
business and in Russian. In general
he laughs. wholaughs
the last one.
Cherepovets ©1995 "PIONEER"
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