Reprinted from cont. - Investigative fantasy.

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 (R) Fedin Pavel


 INVESTIGATIVE FANTASY


 Here is a bridge over a local quiet river,
   From which a person cannot be thrown off,
   Since, according to the measurement data, it is a river
   It is extremely shallow under this bridge.

	    And here is Boris, thrown from the bridge into the river,
	    From which a person cannot be thrown off,
	    Since, according to the measurement data, it is a river
	    It is extremely shallow under this bridge.

   And here is a bag of Vietnamese rice,
   Which is rumored to be worn by Boris,
   Which was thrown from a bridge straight into the river,
   From which a person cannot be thrown off,
   Since, according to the measurement data, it is a river
   It is extremely shallow under this bridge.

	    Here is the dacha where they took the rice bag,
	    Which is rumored to be worn by Boris,
	    Which was thrown from a bridge straight into the river,
	    From which you cannot throw a personSince, according to the measurement data, it is a river
	    It is extremely shallow under this bridge.

   And here comes the security, that one way or another
   Probably knows about the residents of the dacha,
   Where was the bag of rice brought?
   Which is then pulled on Boris,
   Which was thrown from a bridge straight into the river,
   From which you cannot throw a person
   Since, according to the measurement data, it is a river
   It is extremely shallow under this bridge.

	    And here is the Minister, who is so strange
	    Believed in the ridiculous stories of the guards
	    And he even measured that bridge across the river,
	    From which you cannot throw a person
	    Since, according to the measurement data, it is a river
	    It is extremely shallow under this bridge.

   Here is the Most Important Chief of the Great Council,
   Who knows everything about this and that,
   Who allowed all the secrets to be broken,
   When he asked the Minister to listen to us,
   The minister, who, alas, oddly enough,
   Believed in the ridiculous nonsense of the guards,
   Which clearly blamed Boris,
   Climbing into a rice bag somewhere,
   Which was thrown from a bridge straight into the river,
   Which is stupid to throw a person into,
   Since, according to the measurement data, it is a river
   It's inconveniently shallow under this bridge.

	    And here is the high official Yegory,
	    Hero of crime and other stories,
	    Which is above laws and rights,
	    Who said to Boris: “You’re wrong”
	    Not loving the Chief of the Great Council,
	    Who knows everything about this and that,
	    Who allowed all the secrets to be broken,
	    When he asked usHear the minister
	    The minister, who, alas, oddly enough,
	    Believed in the ridiculous nonsense of the guards,
	    That from someone’s suggestion Boris vinyl,
	    Walking somewhere in a rice bag,
	    Which was thrown from a bridge straight into the river,
	    Which is stupid to throw a person into,
	    Because they throw it where the river is
	    Rich in cobblestones and deep.

   And here is the famous lady Raisa,
   Who played a joke on Boris,
   What did the notorious Yegory help her with?
   Hero of crime and other stories.
   They, in order to perform a better task,
   In the morning we arrived at the desired dacha,
   They took a bag of rice with them,
   Which they later stuck Boris in,
   Which they later threw into the river,
   You can't throw a person into it,
   Without taking into account at all that this river
   Terribly shallow for drowning.

	    Hence it is not strange at all,
	    What stories the guards sang to the Minister,
	    And he was afraid to investigate it
	    And rushed to the Chief Chief of the Council,
	    Who can understand the problem
	    And so confidently present our case,
	    That no one will object to the Chief,
	    And they will only keep a fig in their pocket.