- Be simpler!
- How much easier?
Good afternoon my dears, good and strong
loving residents of the virtual ZX-city
ka with a negative name Net (well, about love
I've already given up on this :)). Today I'm again
decided to communicate with you, so that people would not
visited my PRESIDENT :).. How?! Are you still
are not aware of my election to this meeting
awesome post?! It's always like this. You choose and
then you roll your eyes and say: “Ah
who... And us?! And when?! Well damn..." And I
HONEST to you GAVARU :) from tomorrow wow-
I will resign as having failed to live up to expectations,
your beloved people...
Re-reading my old Marazms I'm horrified
nulsya. No, not because I was there, but because
that he spoke so openly about his problems
emah. Quiet horror of what people thought of me.
I'll try not to do this again. By the way,
this is in my own interests, since some
unscrupulous, irresponsible people
turned my thoughts so openly and from
the pure hearts expressed by him are against me,
thereby delivering blows below the belt. Boool-
but how :( Oh people, people...
Therefore, all subsequent Marazms are now
will be of a literary nature only (I
I think you have already seen this with an example
unexpectedly revived number 11).
So if you suddenly die in the catalogue,
The word Marazm appears, feel free to skip it.
Nothing but my new literaryyours
You won't see rhenium there. Allow me to use SIM
say goodbye
It was Werewolves
─── White spot ───
What I hate most about people is their narrow-mindedness.
sti. It's good if you have to deal
with a stranger or subordinate.
But if he turns out to be your boss -
you become either a sycophant or a loser
eat everything.
And now I’m standing at attention
eaten by Corporal Bo, who, sputtering, or-
is on me for an emergency landing on a secret-
noah Mars base. A hundred times I could have died-
in this story and so many more times I can
do this...
- Do you think that for a few rebels
will they give you an order? No, my dear! Ra-
they'll shoot! You didn't break the rules! Noooo! You
violated the intergalactic agreement. PAWS-
you won't figure out why you're like this
freak They'll hit us hard,
and I'm not going to lose my place because of the stol-
oh like you...
A base on Mars was created immediately after
truce with LAPida and served as the main capital
cash trade between Earthlings and LAPIDS.
As in any post-war situation, when
both sides lick their wounds and rebuild -
once again, there are dissatisfied people. LAPIDS
from the very beginning of Contact they conducted a very humane
new policy. They immediately offered to exchange technical
great achievements and did not think about war
Yali. Even being a naive race, they are completely
completely ignored the earthly
pretas.They appeared where it was convenient for them and
were sincerely surprised by the commotion that
they called. There is no harm from them -
lo. It's just that their appearance is unprepared-
mu man was terrible. Outwardly they resemble
represented the mythical Centaurs. Massive
the body covered with white fur had four
paws with which LAPids moved
(quite fast for its size) and
two three-fingered hands. They are wider at the shoulders than any other
oh person twice. Endowed with fear
With this force, they didn’t even need weapons.
But the creepiest thing about LAPIDS is their face.
A kind of mixture of a shark's mouth and a rhinoceros. Not-
how many times did frightened residents shoot at
To the LAPIDS from guns. Every time these clashes with
settled with great difficulty.
But one day the LAPID ship carelessly
appeared over a secret Air Force base and was
it. Instead of hushing up this story,
The American government made a fuss
and the two surviving LApidians were publicly executed,
accused of espionage.
The LAPIDS did not appear again. All over the world
ru there was an act of protest. American
the government was forced to admit its
mistake, but it was too late. One morning on earth
The people discovered that the planet was under siege...
Many LAPIDS suffered in this war, but
even more Earthlings. LApidian superiority
was so obvious that the Earth was forced
dena had to capitulate and surrender to the mil-
awn to the enemy. The LAPIDS behaved in the wrong way
humanely this time too. By removingeverything from Earth
their military bases, they gave up the right
winner for undivided use
conquered territory. We also agreed
on trade relations and built Ma-
rsian base, so as not to appear again
on Earth. This turn of events from the "cro-
No one expected the thirsty "LApidians." Earthlings
turned out to be fools. This is what caused
rebellious movements. Former soldiers, not
seeing the LAPIDS with every fiber of their soul,
abandoned the idea of pardon. "We want-
Let's fight, we don't trust the LAPIDS" - slogan
was proclaimed and many fell for it.
The government pacified the rebels as best they could.
Who was imprisoned, who was exiled, some were dispersed
they did, but a rebellion is a rebellion.
I ended up on the side of the government than
caused curses from his soldiers. I was escorted
They called him a coward. Me and three others like me
"former" commanders. Our four passed
Ours, in fact, was fire and water.
assigned to patrol neutral
space between Mars and Earth. Work
dirty and ungrateful. During the entire working period
from the base, nothing happened on the part of the LAPids
not a single invasion, although by right it is
it wouldn't even be like that. But from the outside
Earthlings this happened all the time. Destroy-
there were merchant ships, passenger boats
ra were captured. Piracy flourished and
fueled an unhealthy situation in the intergalactic
tic relations.
Our ship is equipped with the latest availabledevelopments in the field of Star Wars, was the head
nym in the patrol system. It is the poet-
Wow, we were enemies number one for
rebel pirates. They hated us even
any skirmish they tried to destroy with any
means. Naturally, “a trifle belly-
"thaya" suffered constant defeat, something
only made the situation worse. Return to Earth
was now impossible for us...
A week ago we received an order to deliver
there are a dozen specialists from Earth to Mars.
Acting according to the charter, we checked everyone,
who was on our board. Check
consisted of inspecting personal belongings. All
the rest was the work of the Earth. Not found
nothing that could serve as a weapon, we
safely flew to Mars. During the flight
none of our passengers showed any
him, which could arouse suspicion...
Meanwhile, near the base itself we were subjected to
attack by twenty pirate ships at once
lei. Military life has become everyday,
made me just sigh and sat me down in the bo-
tree felling. In the midst of a battle, I
I discovered that only my battery was firing.
Not a single serious hit has ever hit us.
lo. Feeling something was wrong, I jumped into the
ridor, where he collided nose to nose with armed
a renowned "specialist". My suddenness gave
slight advantage. Hitting the fist
throat, I threw the enemy against the wall. Check
whether he’s alive or not, I didn’t stop and rushed towards him.
Ridor towards the command room.me there
obviously didn't expect it. I, in turn, did not
wait for a reaction from them...
I'm lucky. I was the only one with
who the false experts hesitated. There was a way out
only one - open the docking airlocks,
thereby causing an emergency situation and
cover all corridors and cabins with emergency
bulkheads.
Since the pirates stopped shooting, I
I realized that this was all a large-scale event.
What idiots checked these "specialists"
on Earth, I don’t know and probably never again
I don't recognize. But to give away an ultra-modern military
the captured cruiser into the hands of the rebels meant
would be a second war. There was only one way out - to sit on
Mars, until the pirates realized what was happening.
The charter strictly prohibited landing on Mars
warships. But I have no other choice
saw. Surrounded like flies, pirates
shuttles, I invaded the atmosphere of Mars,
which caused panic on both sides. Powerful
the software system destroyed my pursuers
in an instant, I was surrounded by Marcia-
n patrol boats and gave the order not to
slowly stop descending. Emergency
the situation on the ship is completely controlled
computer, which in this situation was driving
cruiser landing. The most I could
to do this is to turn on the self-destruct system
niya...
With my fingers crossed all I could do was...
close your eyes and wait for either a successful landing,
or destruction from Mars...
-...Do you think that you are the smartest? Tribu-
cash! That's what you needwaiting, smart guy...
Military life implies the absence of lo-
geeks, only blind obedience to the regulations. Resolve
the desire to save the ship and surrender the rebels to the authorities
This situation could now cost me my life. And according to
According to the charter, I was obliged to turn on the system
destruction... I was again accused of being a coward...
awn.
Tired of screaming and fully aware that
waiting for me, I took out a cigarette and lit it
sat down on a chair.
- "Perhaps this is the last puff in my
life,” flashed through my head. Corporal
turning green from such impudence with my hundred-
Ron, roared: “Get up, you bastard!”
“Fuck you,” I said quietly and put out the
spill a cigarette on the polished surface of the steel
ola. There is a white spot left on the polish...
If we put aside the fantastic
plot, it will turn out to be an everyday injustice
a thing that I personally am already tired of going through
step...
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