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There is a hypothesis that the moment someone
will realize his true destiny
The universe and the reasons for its existence,
she will immediately disappear, and in her place
something even stranger will arise and
inexplicable.
There is another hypothesis that says that
this has already happened.
I have a very interesting book, quite funny and
original. It's called "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Douglas
Adams), some excerpts from which I would like to convey (if only
don't get lost along the way...) before you. If you like nonsense, then
You may find the following text interesting.
It all started with the emergence of the Universe.
This event angered many people and was considered
public opinion as a false step.
Many civilizations believe that the Universe did not appear on its own
by oneself, but by the will of one or another deity. However, people
Jatravartids inhabiting the planet Vitriol-6 believe that all
The universe flew out of the nostrils of a creature called the Great Green
Good luck when this creature sneezed.
From time immemorial the Jatravartids have lived in terror of the so-called
"The Coming of the White Handkerchief." Whatmore to say about them? This
little blue creatures, each of which has fifty s
extra hands Thanks to this anatomical feature, they
civilization became the only one in history that invented
aerosol deodorant before the wheel.
Despite this, the theory of the "Great Green Apchhibuzdraviya" is not
was duly appreciated outside of Vitriole-6. And according to
Since the Universe is a very mysterious place, the best minds are looking for
other explanations.
For example, a certain race of superintelligent pandimensional beings
once created a giant supercomputer called
The piercing Intellectomat, which had to calculate the exact
and the final Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
The rest.
For seven and a half million years, Piercing
The intellectomat carried out calculations and calculations until it announced that
the true answer is forty-two, which entailed
the need to create another, even more gigantic computer,
which was supposed to select the correct Question for the Answer.
Well, this computer called "Earth" was so big that
it was often mistaken for a planet. They were especially persistent in this
awakened the peculiar ape-like creatures that wandered
on its surface, not knowing in a dream what they are
just an element of a large-scale computer program.
Strange naivety- after all, without taking into account this simple and
It was a fairly obvious fact that everything that happened on Earth seemed
complete absurdity, no matter which way you look at it.
Intergalactic folklore about teleportation:
An aunty with a cat entered the booth -
She wanted to see Arcturus.
The people on Arcturus laughed for a long time
A cat's head on a female figure.
Little Tommy dreamed about Vega.
He ran into the booth with his dog.
A tail instead of a nose, a mouth in half the face -
No, the boy's mother will not recognize him.
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