CSP`00 report.
( C ) Blast Off/Uovosibirsk City.
So we got to my report,
although from the time of CSP`2000 to
This report has passed a little less than a year and already
the time is coming CSP`2К+1,but I think that
no one has yet read the document about the news
Birsk party. So let's get started!!!
Once I asked Mystery whether it works in
Novosibirsk some kind of party, what is he
He answered me: “It’s already passed this (99) year.”
I asked him to tell me when
there will be a next one. Dates of the seventeenth of July
he called me (or did I call him???) and I found out
that on Saturday and Sunday there will be C(P`2k.
We immediately agreed to meet.
Day 1. And on Saturday morning I went
to Dima. When I arrived, I discovered that
There are two more spektrumists in the kitchen. How
I later found out - it wasDima (Hrumer) and
DemoDeD. I am notwanted and therefore modestly
waited until they finished eating.
Then the four of us went to get the Amiga, where
stories, they spent the whole night rewriting demos on
cassette. DemoDeD started searching on the hard drive -
some chick with big tits.
We stayed until about 9:45 and went to the house
Fikus'a (hi, Lekha). It's not far to go there,
about 1 km. A company from Ficus was waiting for us
25 spektrumists (counted from the photo, thanks
Dr.Bars). Here the grandfather comes up to us and stands
in place.Ze Pagan asks him: “Grandfather,
Are you also a spektrumist? Grandfather, you can’t see
I understood the question and mumbled something.
It turns out he needed a bottle from
beer. Well, Ze Pagan turned out to be a kind soul and
gave him a chervonets; the grandfather hurried away.
Then everyone drank a glass of beer, and
some and two ;))) and started taking pictures.
Then it was decided "to move towards
fortresses". Well, we went to the shopping complex -
sou, where they chipped in (about 2100 wooden ones).
FIKUS & Co went to stock up. They took the box
water bottles, a box of beer "Ochakovo" 2.25l somewhere-
then 12 bottles (again, I count from the photo) and
stories from participants purchasing 50 packs of ki-
rieshek. We stood there, smoked and headed off to
path to the riverObi (not to be confused with pads)
Mystery andSlack Denwent to the destination
instructions on a Ximax machine, naturally with sa-
mime Ximax. And we (everyone else) went
on its own. Passing by a house
I noticed a bunch of people and cops (SUXX). Vi-
Apparently, they sent the children to the camp,
I hope not to a concentration camp. You should have seen them
faces: a company of thirty dudes is coming with
a box of vodka and beer, but we didn’t get rowdy and
passed quietly. On the way, again take photos
they repented and finally reached the river. Many
people immediately scattered into groups, capturing
vodka tiv. Well, I'm standing there, I don't know anyone,
here Timon comes up to me (still not
I can give you photos), we met and, ka-
married, drank. Then a guy came up and said
hall that his name is CONSTANTINE (HI,Debosh).
He turned out to be a metal worker and started talking with
Timon, and since I’m a little confused about this,
after all, I went to a radio amateur club,
I started to wonder what they were talking about
They say (that’s right, I was drinking then, after all).
Warlock snuck up from somewhere Warlock and we drank to
new acquaintance (oh, good vodka). All
were slowly getting tipsy, and some were already lying down
insole. Looks like it fits hereMg.Nik and
taking a sip of beer... missed a few minutes
chickpeas... Tipsy Ze Pagan began to struggle
with Mg.Nik. Pagan is taller though, and
older than Nik, but the latter is stronger. And
alcohol was already making itself felt, so
after several falls he began to get angry,
but good people took them away. I look here -
flies at meAmadeus Voxon I don’t know what
should I do, but fortunately, two meters from
me he falls to the ground dead, but not
Not even a minute passes before he jumps up briskly
and runs past me somewhere. Some guy came up
then man, let's yell at me, yell like I've forgotten -
mountain: "Spectrum rulez foreva, I like
this computer!!! Vodka cool!!! Party 4eva"
Then I found out that he is from Diamond SoftWare,
Nizhnyaya Eltsovka. To keep up with the non-
I also shouted a couple of phrases. Basically,
the same thing, just changed the word order and
To celebrate, we drank again. Some guy ran up
then the guy put a bottle of vodka in his hands
(already started) and a glass. Oddly enough,
but I didn’t drink it. Mystery came up and
said it was "too strong" for me.
I honestly admitted that I didn’t drink, but just
held; he nodded and walked away. Suddenly I see -
Debosh comes zigzag towards me, approaches,
puts a friendly hand on his shoulder and tries
put the stolnik in the decoy pocket. Bye
he shoveda piece of paper in a non-existent pocket,
I was tired of it and I wanted to leave, but not here -
that was: he was also tired and suddenly
for me, a clever tripe knocked me onto
the ground and, most importantly, does not let go. He wants
okay - he’s drunk, and I still have to go home,
but it was still fun. Someone helped
I should get up and I forgot about this incident.
Some drunken people felt the urge to swim,
including Debosh. Coming out of the water he
began to look for my shirt, which will forever
lost. Moreover, he conducted a very original search
in a natural way (wish Windows had such
search). He approached with a question almost to
everyone with the question:"Where is my shirt?" (how
that guy from the sneaker commercial) and if
the subject did not respond to a clearly stated
question, he immediately got hit in the face. Che-
that happened yet - I don’t remember. Then he sat down
It seems like I can talk to the guys from Berdsk
about each other. First the first one introduced himself-
smaller: "My name is IronMan, but I don't want
to be called that, because... already there
one IronMan. Just call meRosin
(I don't remember the real name)". The second one's name was
Mg.Twister Jr., he is still constantly forgotten
val what's my name. After sitting a little longer, I
startedget ready to go home. Somehow with the help
Mystery extorted the place and time from Slacky
holding the second day of CSP`2k. And quietly
went to the stop. Information about Hidden Part
I don’t have it due to absence from it.
Day two of CSP`2000. I don’t know how other
hy, but I never have a hangover, no matter
depending on the amount of alcohol consumed.
The day started as usual, only everything was inside
ri was excited by what happened on-
eve. Now I don’t remember when the contract was
tried to meet at the Opera House, but
I arrived there, it seems, the second. The first one
th I saw it was an artist (such a long
wearingblue T-shirt). We talked, I don’t remember
which is what Mystery came up with here too, it turns out -
we weren't waiting for them in the wrong place, we went to
another bench and until people came up
Daniel took out a bottle of yesterday's beer,
By the way, it's cold. While the beer was running out
The others approached right before our eyes. Total
It turned out to be 23 people versus yesterday’s 29.
But this is not such a big loss. Ficus,
it seems that the one who hasn’t left yet got a used one somewhere
back of vodka and just wanted to taste it, like
I discovered that the only thing missing was glasses.
There was an idea to drink from the throat, but Ze Pagan said
hall, what is it notcase. Second time in a day
Daniel saved again. In his magic bag -
When rotten cucumbers were found, someone
lived a knife and a slight movement of the hand a cucumber
turned (no, not into half a cucumber) into a
personal glass. So to speak, two in one:
glass and snack. I didn't want vodka and
so from Ficus's offer to drink I
refused. Well, of course, it could not have happened without
in order to take a photo. Time flew by
imperceptibly, there were many little things that I
I just don’t remember, and some I don’t count
necessary to describe it that way. Some started
disperse: Warlock and someone else went to
station Novosibirsk-Glavny.We are still
divided for about an hour and a half and began to assemble
rush to the Bus Station, because it was soon
bus departure times to Kemerovo and Bar-
naul. Several incidents happened along the way.
riy. Walking through the passage SayMan saw
that one of the stalls sells PC-CDROM. And
how it barks: "рС MustDie". I think that's it
those who stood near the kiosk understood what we were talking about.
Let's move on, I'm talking with Fikus about
commemorative discs. Yes, I completely forgot to say
say that Fikus brought a pack of disks
and everyone left their own painting on it.
(I'm sitting looking at one of these floppy disks and
I can’t figure out whether Black Sat is a guy or
no). Let's goat the beginning of this crowd, and in the middle
Redine Den with his girlfriend, well the rest
people crowd around them. Suddenly, it moves towards us
Grandma meets me and speaks as if she herself
to yourself:"That girl grabbed so many guys"
or something similar. Whoever heard wanted
I wanted to, and then we got to the station. Who has
there was money left, they went for whites
with beer, and Fikus scammed me out of 50 rubles,
motivating this by how cool it will be,
if an invitation is announced over the speakerphone
for landing especially for PlayGear Company
and for someone else. When the 2 buses left
Hrumer and Tiden remained (their bus was approaching
later). We went to Astonovka to leave
all locals who live on the left bank
Obi. On the way, Ficus was stopped by the cops, and
he could talk somehow, but there were us
more and we fought him off. Safely seated
on the bus, they went home. Remained
just me, Debosh, Timon, Hrumer, Tiden and
maybe someone else. After that I'll go
went home, and some went to the embankment.
This is how the first ZX-party ended for me
which I visited.
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