From the author - Well, what? Shouldn't you go?

Depress #02

WELL, WHAT? WOULDN'T YOU GO?

PLEASE, WITH GREETINGS TO
THIS CAN BE ENDED.

EVERYONE READING THIS IS SURE
WONDERS - WHY DOES IT CARE?
I NEEDED TO READ AT ALL
THIS?  WHY, EXCUSE ME,
DID I WRITE THIS?

TO BREAK UP FLIGHTS, I, PROBABLY,
I WILL NOT.  AND IT'S SO CLEAR THAT
MY NEWSPAPER, WRITTEN FOR MYSELF
 UNDERLINE, WHAT?  NOBODY
DON'T LIKE. ALL THIS IS MORE
IT'S STRANGE THAT THE SAME LAMERGS AND
 WELCOME!   SCREAMERS ARE PASSING
HURRAY.

IT WOULD SEEM TO BE NOW DUMBER,
BUT!  BUT THIS IS STANDING FOR SOMEHOW
- JOKING.  EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT
THIS IS A JOKE, JOKE, JOKE. EVERYTHING
LAUGHING. AND THE AUTHORS MEANWHILE
THEY DON'T EVEN DESCENT TO THAT
TO COME UP WITH MORE OR LESS
SHOULD YOU SPECIFY FUNNY TOO? 
JOKES.       AND RIVET
gibberish, obscenity and
POSSESSION.  DAMN, WHERE IS IT?
SINN, KRUGER? THEY HAVE THINGS LIKE THIS
FOR SOMEHOW WE GOT A COUPLE
ORDERS ARE BETTER.

BUT ME AND MY DEPRESSION,
WE'RE GAINING MOMENTUM.  ONLY TWO
ROOMS, AND ALREADY THE SEA
DISGUST AND DISGUST.

THIS IS PROBABLY BECAUSE
EVERYONE KNOWS LAMERS AND SCREEMMERS
OR AT LEAST THEY GUESS
THEY ARE LOVED AND RESPECTED. THAT'S WHY
THEY LAUGH AT THE DUMBEST PHRASES.
AND NOBODY KNOWS ME. OR
KNOWS?  OR IT'S ALL FOR REAL
SO AWESOME?  COME ON! IT'S TIME
I WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT I CARE ABOUT
YOU SHIT HIGH
BELL TOWERS.   I DON'T HAVE ANY
THE SMALLEST DESIRE TO INSULT
ALL OF YOU AND EVERYONEONE BY TURN.

MY DEPRESSION IS A MONOLOGUE. B
DIFFERENCE FROM LAMERGS AND
SCREAMERS WHO ARE ALREADY -
POLYLOGIST, STUPID, SENSELESS
POLYLOGUE WHERE EVERYONE SPEAKS
TRYING TO APPEAR DUMBER
PREVIOUS, AND IF THIS IS ALSO
THE SAME FACE... BUT
FOR SOMETHING THEY SEND ME TO THE DOCTOR,
WITH MY COMPLETE HEALTH, ALTHOUGH
AND A LITTLE DARK
THOUGHTS.  EVEN TOTORO, WITH HIS
MORONIUS DISGUST FOR EVERYTHING
ALIVE - AND THEY WERE NOT SENT TO
TO THE DOCTOR.    AND I WAS SENT.
YEAH, ME AND THE PSYCHIATRIST SOMETHING
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS TOPIC.
THE PSYCHIATRIST CONDEMNED ME A BIT
INSANE ONLY WHEN
WHEN IT REALIZED THAT I HAD
I'M TRYING TO PROVE THIS HERE
ABOUT AN HOUR.

SO DON'T SEND ME
TO THE DOCTORS, ESPECIALLY TO
PSYCHIATRICS.  I, YOU KNOW, AND
I UNDERSTAND A LITTLE ABOUT THIS MYSELF
DELE.

BUT LET'S BACK TO MY DEPRESSION,
SINCE SOMEONE DECIDED TO FIND OUT,
WHAT DO I TALK WHEN I'M DRUNK?
THIS TIME.

SO, SINCE PEOPLE ARE AT ALL
SHIT THE SPECK WHAT THEY ARE
WE DECIDED TO FILL HIM WITH EVERYTHING
AN ABOMINATION, THEN I HAVE FULL
RIGHT TO PUBLISH YOUR THOUGHTS.
AND I HOPE THAT NOBODY ELSE
I WILL NOT BE SENT ANYWHERE, FOR
YOU ALL CARE THERE.

SOMEONE IS NOW LOOKING IN
LINES TRYING TO SEE HERE
PERSONALITY.    WHO DO I WANT
INSULT?    OR, ON THE OPPOSITE,
TRY TO STAND OUT, A LITTLE BIT
DIRECT YOUR FLOW PAST SOMEONE
THAT. I HAVE FRIENDS-
SPECTRUMISTS.

BUT SUCHI HAVE A BUSINESS
DEPRESSION.  AND THIS MEANS THAT
ALTHOUGH I DO NOT HATE ANYONE
TO WHOM PERSONALLY, HOWEVER, I
I'M INSULTING EVERYONE EXACTLY.
UNDERLINE.      Iinsult
CONSCIOUSLY, WITHOUT THE SMALLEST
TRYING TO APOLOGIZE.
I EMPHASIZE IT
 I EMPHASIZE NO NEED TO BE FAT
IN CAPITAL LETTERS, AND AGAIN
I EMPHASIZE.

What about PERSONALITY?   IN vain PUBLISHERS
TOTORO HOPE I WILL BEAT
THEIR SIDE. IN VAIN THEY HOPE
WHAT AFTER THE SECOND NUMBER THEY
SOMETHING CHANGED.

IN vain...

THIS SUCKS, THIS IS SHIT, THIS
JUST A SHAME ON THEIR HEADS, NOT
IT IS IMPORTANT IF THEY RECOGNIZE THEIR
AUTHORITY OR NOT RECOGNIZED. K
LUCKY TOTORO IS STILL SILENT.
WONDERFUL.
GOOD LUCK AND HAPPINESS TO YOU.
AND I WILL STILL WATCH FOR
REACTION.
YOU ALL GO THE RIGHT ROAD,
TOVA'GISHCHI.

POST-SCRIPTUM 
TZAPRYUGA TRIED TO RUB OUT FOR A LONG TIME
TO THE POOR KUL, WHAT IS TOMORROW?
OH.    HE APPEARSLY HAS
IT WORKED BECAUSE WHEN
STAIN TRIED TO PROVE TO WOOH
THAT HE WROTE DEPRESSION AND NOT
DAC, WOOHA DID NOT BELIEVE HIM AND
DEFINITELY SPIRAL TO THE DAC.
ARCHAEUS, READY TO CONVICT
STAN IN ANYTHING, ON THE CONTRARY,
EVERYTHING BLAMED ON THE STAN. B
RESULT OF STAIN AND DAC SOMETHING
WE WERE GOING TO GET OUT OF THE SPEC,
SO THAT NO ONE WILL KNOW,
         WHO IS THIS
                        TOMORROW

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