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The teacher asks the children at school to compose some kind of
be a phrase with the words “just in case.” Well, the children are raising their hands...
(U) - Come on, Tanya, tell us your version.
(T) - Dad and I went fishing and, just in case, he took
fishing rods
(U) - No, that’s not correct. You need to take fishing rods anyway. Come on Borya
tell me...
(B) - Dad and I went hunting and he took a hand just in case -
Geez.
(U) - Wrong again. You have to take the gun anyway. Well, Vovochka
what will he say?
(B) - The Pope cannot marry, but he has every service -
tea is a dick!
A patient (B) comes to the doctor (D):
(B) Doctor, I’ve recently become somewhat angry and irritable.
linen
(D) (looking up from writing out the prescription) What did you say?
(B) Don't make me angry, bitch!!!
2 soldiers argued about whether crocodiles fly. Suddenly
they see the general coming, well, they salute at attention, and one
the soldier became impatient and asked:
- Comrade General, do crocodiles fly?
General:
- They fly, and how they fly!
But the second soldier does not give up and says:
- Let's ask the major.
Well, they find the (M) major and ask:
- Comrade Major, do crocodiles fly?
(M) - No, they don’t fly.
Then the first soldier says:
- And the general said that they were flying.
(M) - Well, that means they fly... but very low.
1941 Novgorod region.
A partisan saboteur sits on the rails andtrying to blow them up. But
lighting a fuse is not so easy. Matches - g..but, not for-
are burned. Suddenly the partisan (P) feels that someone is touching him
over the shoulder. The German turns around (H).
- Oooh, Russian partisan - says (H) and takes the boxes from (P) hands
matches. (H) Reads what is written on the matches:
- Faprika "Red October",
- Corod Chudovo.
After that he gives the box (P):
- Well, come on, come on...
A man (M) sits in the toilet (WC) and does a great job. Wife, pro-
As he walks by, he turns off the light in the WC.
(M) - Aaaaaaaaaaaa.... Oaaaaaaaa....
(F) - What's wrong with you?
(M) - Did you turn off the light in (WC)???
(F) - Yes.
(M relieved) - Phew.. And I already thought it was my eyes
burst...
Two grandmothers (1), (2) remember the Great Patriotic War.
(1) - What did you do during the war?
(2) - I was an aviation lieutenant colonel.
(1) - And I am under the general...
It means that one woman gave birth, herpetehka
Well, he says to his husband: “In the maternity hospital, my milk disappeared, so I
let herpetocke feed him - Here he is, black and
became." The husband walked, thought and thought, then went to his mother and told
tell her the whole story.
And his mother: “Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,
I fed you with milk, but you only now have horns
grew up."
My husband bought new shoes. He came as a lady, but his wife didn’t notice.
He decided not to take them off and walks around the apartment in them. Wife doesn't care
Doesn't notice. The husband took and stripped naked, wearing only bootsremaining
l.s. He walks around naked. My daughter asks:
- Dad, what is that between your legs?
“A pointer to a new thing,” the father answers.
And the wife says:
- Yeah, you better buy yourself a new hat.
A hot whisper comes from the gateway:
- I love you!
- Me too !
- I want you !
- Me too !
- And my name is Seryozha!
- Ugh, damn, me too...
A man was walking through the forest.... very... Rain.... Scary...
Sees a cave. Looked inside - no one. Climbed in, took off his jacket,
I put it under my head and fell asleep.
Wakes up....no jacket!!!!
“No fucking way!!!” the man shouted into the darkness
“What the hell were you thinking!!!” answered the echo.
A guy is riding on a train and the conductor comes up:
(Cond.) Your ticket
(Man) My ticket
(Cond.) Show
(Man) Buy and see
(Cond.) Are you sick?
(Man) Are you a doctor?
(Cond.) I am a controller!!!
(Man) And I'm a plumber
A doctor, a rabbi and a lawyer travel across the prairie. They walked and walked and
came to the ranch in the evening. We turned to the owner with a request to give
spend the night.
I’ll let you go,” he says. - But I only have a room for two, and
the third will have to sleep in a stable. To whom, decide for yourself.
They went into the room and, after consulting, decided to cast lots. Dropped out
go to sleep in the doctor's barn. There is nothing to do - go. Only rabbi with
lawyer lay down and fell asleep
- knock on the door. They open it. A doctor is standing on the threshold.
“They can’t,” he says. - sleep in a stable. There's dirt, animals, and
My work involves sterility. I can't.
They cast lots again.It turned out to go to the rabbi. Just went to bed
there's another knock on the door. A rabbi stands on the threshold and so plaintively
says:
I can't sleep there. I am a clergyman, and there is dirt and animals.
Do whatever you want, I can’t. I had to go to the lawyer's barn.
Fifteen minutes passed before everyone went to bed. Knock on the door
They open it, and on the threshold there are... a horse, a pig, chickens.
The hunter, all so experienced, says:
I have seen many terrible animals in my time, but I will tell you,
that the most terrible animal is the grizzly bear. If you don't
killed with the first shot, then you can consider yourself dead!
You run - and he will run after you!
You dive into the water - and he will follow you into the water!
You are on a tree - and he is on a tree!
You...
They interrupt him: “What if we hide?”
The hunter, after thinking for a while, replied:
And he will hide!
The doorbell rings, the owner looks through the peephole, two healthy men are standing there.
rank Asks "What do you want?" in response
- Talk.
And the owner - How many of you are there?
They answer - Two.
Boss - Well, talk to me.
Gold Rush... People after long, tedious work si-
They're sitting in a tavern and drinking whiskey.... Suddenly the door swings open,
(K)peatyshka comes in with a healthy snob and yells:
"Dz-eeengi!!!!".... (B)arman: "OOO! This is Gogi!!!!! He is VERY
strong!!!!" Everyone shells out money and gold for treason.... So
continued many times until I went to the mine on Ivan Balbas
The door opened again...
(K)Dz-eeengi!!!
(B) Oooooh! It's gogi!!!!!! He is VERY strong
Everyone is laying it out, and Ivan Balbas came up and threw him out with one hand.
fuck him
Bartender: Yeah... Gogi is VERY strong, but damn, very light
(D) the little girl is jumping...
A (B)andit (of Khachikov nationality) approaches her
(B) (threatening) Girl... Do you want to live?
(D) Be with you, Kazel!
An (I)ntilligent approaches a (D)girl....
(I) Oh!!! Girl!!! How beautiful you are!!! How elegant!!!
What kind of shoes do you have!! What a bow!!! Oh, why do you have an apron?
dirty???
(D) I was blaming!
War. There are two drug addicts sitting in the hut... They're stoned to death
A huge tank is driving at them
1 - Hear! The tank is moving... throw a grenade!
2 - Oooooommm!!!!
1 - Hear!! What are you doing??? Throw a grenade... now he'll crush you the hell out
2 - Obloooooommm!!!!!
1 - (throwing in his pants;) Ooh!!! Are you completely crazy? Throw it right now
pushes the fuck out
2 - Oooooommm!!!
Here the tank stops in front of the akop, the same smoked one comes out -
ny tanker:
Brothers! Throw a grenade, or else go to Obloooom!
The Chukchi sits with his wife and daughter in the tent. A helicopter flies over the plague
years The Chukchi says: “Again a big car is flying, again bearded people
people will come, they will drink fire water, they will beat me, /my wife/
they will beat you, /daughter/ you ..... they will: expedition!"
A Geologist was freezing in the taiga. The Chukchi found him, brought him to his home,
fed him, gave him something to drink, and put him to bed with his wife. Geologist in a rush
thanksinvited him to visit him in Moscow. And here's what-
Rez receives a telegram from Chukchi for some time:
"I'm on my way, meet me." The geologist thinks: “Well, I’ll feed and water, but not
Have him with my wife!” I ran to three stations, found there "de-
little girl" and persuaded her to sleep with the Chukchi for ten dollars. And the Chukche said-
audience: "You are a good friend, so why should I take you with my everyday
Will I lay you down as my wife? I'll put you to bed with my ceremonial wife." Chukchi will return-
came from Moscow, says: “Moscow is a good city! Good friend
Geologist! And his front wife is so good! - still
s... dripping!"
One Geologist got lost, starved for several days, became overgrown and froze.
He crawls and sees: the Chukchi is sitting, and next to him is a mountain of fish. "Chukchi, give me
fish - I’m dying!.." - “however, I can’t, - ask the boss
necessary," - "Who is your boss?" - “I’m my own boss!” -
"Boss, give me some fish!" - “However, take as much as you want!”
One day a pregnant Chukchi woman comes to the doctor. "Doctor, my stomach is un-
blowing," - "Yes, you're pregnant!" - “However, it cannot be - the husband is in
taiga," - "And you probably slept with other men," - "With your husband -
ranks - no, I slept with a geologist, because he was using protection," -
"And how?" - “However, he threw a rag on my face.”
A geologist gets lost in the taiga and shouts: “People! Where are you!? Help!”
The Chukchi comes out from behind a tree and says: “Oh, like here -
so “people!”, and as in Moscow - so “frying pans with ears”!”
The Chukchi sits in the chum, reads the newspaper "Pravda" withmaterials of the congress.
A man runs in. "Chukchi! There your deer jumped into the abyss!"
The Chukchi does not look up from the newspaper. The second person runs in. "Chukchi!
There, two of your deer jumped into the abyss!” Chukchi reads a newspaper.
A third person runs in. "Chukchi! There all your herd is in the abyss
jumped!"
The Chukchi raises his head from the newspaper. "However, - ten-den-tion!"
Two Chukchi are sitting in the tent. One is reading a newspaper; after a while
time he says with a smart look:
"Something worries me about Honduras,"
“I told you,” the second Chukchi answers, “don’t bother him.”
One day the Chukchi had a sixth child. So Chukchi fills
metric: father's nationality - Chukchi, mother's nationality -
Chukchi, the nationality of the child is Chinese. They ask him: “How can
Chinese, if you parents are Chukchi? - “However, the Chukchi newspaper chi-
Tal, and it says that now every sixth person on Earth -
Chinese."
One day the Chukchi wanted to become related to the Jews. They come to get married
“However, you have a daughter - we have a son, we want to become related to you.
However, your yurt is old - you need a new one - they put 50,000 on the table,
- However, you don’t have deer - you need a lot, - they put in another 50,000,
“However, your daughter is poorly dressed - she needs to be richly dressed,” - another 50,000.
The old Jew says to his wife: "Sarah, don't you think that
Are our new relatives more like Japanese?"
The Chukchi delegation came to the selection committee of the Supreme Council
The USSR complains: “We don’t want to be called Chukchi:all about us
there are jokes and witticisms." - "Okay, let's take it into account." The next day
a decree was published in the newspapers: “From now on, instead of “Chukchi” there should be
say "The Jew is a reindeer herder."
The Chukchi appealed to the CPSU Central Committee to stop calling them Chukchi:
It's a shame. And the CPSU Central Committee issued a resolution to simply call the Chukchi
"peoples of the Far North". May Day demonstration. Comment-
Thor reports: “A delegation of peoples of the Far North is coming. They carry
banners: “PEACE!”, “WORK!”, “MAY”, “JUNE”, “JULY”, “AUGUST!”
,... No! After all, this is the Chukchi!"
Representatives of different nations argue about their nationality
V.I. Lenin. Russian: "He was Russian." - "Why?" - "He was born
, made a revolution, died and was buried in Russia." Englishman: "He
was an Englishman." - "Why?" - "He prepared the Russian revolution in
English libraries." Swiss: "He was Swiss." - "By-
why?" - "He was hiding from the Russian Tsar in Geneva all the time."
Chukchi: "He was a Chukchi." - "Why?" - "He was very smart."
The Chukchi comes to the doctor and says: “What is it with me that
Everyone calls me Chukchi?” The doctor opened his skull and saw:
two parallel convolutions. He took it and put them crosswise
In the morning the Chukchi gets up and goes to the mirror. "Oh, what a gar-
hey lad!"
Two Chukchi are walking through the forest. One is carrying a telephone booth, and the other
- log. "Why do you need a phone booth?" - "However, if the wolf
will attack, I will hide in it. Why do you needlog?" - "However, if
The wolf will attack, I will leave him and it will be easier for me to run."
One day one Chukchi walks and sees: another Chukchi dug a hole along the
clear and sits in it. "Why did you climb into this hole?" - “However, I took a photo-
you have to dress up to your waist." After a while the first one comes
The Chukchi returns and sees: the second Chukchi is digging another hole. "Why
Are you digging another hole?" - "However, you need two copies."
One day two Chukchi got lost in the taiga. One says: "When the Russian
The Chinese get lost, they shoot in the air. So shoot."
The second Chukchi began to shoot. He shot and shot and stopped. "What are you
Have you stopped shooting?” - “And I’ve run out of arrows.”
One day, a mute Chukchi got lost in the taiga. Standing in a clearing, waving
hands: signs: “I’m lost!” Goes out to him
clearing another Chukchi, also mute and showing with signs: “What are you
shouted to the whole forest?"
Once the Chukchi were taught to jump with a parachute. Explained everything as it should
and thrown out of the plane. The Chukchi flies and still can’t remember
a thread that needs to be pulled. Suddenly he sees another flying towards him.
goy Chukchi. He shouts to him: “Brother! How to handle a parachute?
And he: “However, I’m not a paratrooper, I’m a sapper!”
Army. "Private Ivanov!" - “I!” - "Private Petrov!" - “I!” -
"Private Chukchi!" - “Mine!” - "What is 'Mine'?" - “That’s right!” - "What
“Is that right?” - “Hurray!!!”
One day Chukchi is on duty. Someone is walking by. Chukchi: "Password!"
- "Go to...!"Chukchi: “However, how many years have I been standing, but the password is not
change."
One day the Chukchi were sent on reconnaissance and told him: “If a patrol
If someone hears you, scream with some animal, for example a cat."
The Chukchi crawled. He scouted everything out, crawled back, there was his sentry and
heard. "Wait! Who's coming?" - “However, we cats are crawling home!”
Why don't the Chukchi eat Bulgarian tomatoes? No head in the jar
crawls through.
Why don't the Chukchi eat chocolates? Foil gives me heartburn.
How does Chukchi check matches in a box? He takes out a match and strikes it
by her. If the match is bad - it doesn’t light the first time - he
throws it away, if it’s good, it lights up the first time, he
extinguishes and puts it back in the box.
One day Chukchi was riding on the subway and holding on to the handrail. "However,
"Marx Avenue" in this direction? - "No." - “Thank you,” - say-
Chukchi hall, turning around and taking hold of another handrail.
One day a Chukchi stood on Pushkin Square and looked at the monument
Pushkin. "However, who is it?" - "Pushkin." - “This is the one “Mu-Mu”
wrote?" - “No, “Mu-Mu” was written by Turgenev.” - “However, it’s strange:
"Mu-Mu" was written by Turgenev, and the monument to Pushkin."
We decided to check who could fast for how long. They put me in different
rooms of Russian, African and Chukchi. Placed in every room
on the phone and said: “If you want to eat, call.” In three days
Russian called. A week later the African called. And from Chukchi
still no and no call. A week, then another... We decided to check it out.Open
They open the door, see: Chukchi is sitting in front of the telephone and says: “Television
background, phone, Chukchi wants to eat!"
Congress of crocodile hunters in the Congo. An Englishman speaks:
"I killed a hundred crocodiles." The Frenchman speaks: “I killed two hundred
Kodilov." The Chukchi speaks: “I killed fifty Nosers.” Everyone was surprised
We got up and decided to spy on who the Chukchi were hunting. Видят: подкра-
дывается Чукча с винтовкой к кусту, из куста выскакивает перепу-
ганный негр. Chukchi: "Crocodile?" - "No, Sir!"
One day the Chukchi came to the shaman and asked what winter would be like -
warm or cold? The shaman thought: “If I say warm, then he
maybe I can’t prepare firewood, what if the winter is cold? I'll say lu-
It's better that it's cold." And he said. Then he felt ashamed and went
to meteorologists. He asks: “What kind of winter will it be?” - "Cold." -
"Why?" - “And over there Chukchi went for firewood.”
The Chukchi once wanted to get rid of his sick and rich brother.
He invited a Russian karateist and said: “Change into shama-
nom and kill my brother." The Russian changed clothes, entered the tent, and from there
a fuss was heard. The Russian came out: the job was ready. Then at the Chukchi
the second brother was dying and he again called the Russian to finish off his brother. A
then the Chukchi thought: “This man killed my two brothers. Now
we must kill him." And he called the Japanese karateist and told him:
"Pretend to be my dying brother, and when you fight under the guise of a shaman-
Russian child - kill him." Russian, nothingsuspecting, entered
chum; a fuss and wheezing was heard. The Russian came out and said: “Well,
you had a brother! He should still live and live!”
Once a Chukchi married a Frenchwoman. After some time he
They ask: “How’s it going?” - “So what? We got divorced a long time ago.” -
"Why?" - “Yes, it turns out she’s such a dirty little girl! Every day she
I have to wash myself!"
One day the Chukchi were asked: “How often do you wash?” - "However, once
in six months." - “So rarely? Don’t you feel dirty?” -
However, I feel it for the first two months, and then the dirt falls off on its own.
"
The Chukchi goes to the bathhouse, leads a heifer and carries a large pipe.
They ask him: “Chukchi, why do you need a heifer?” - "However, we are
We always go to the bathhouse with chicks." - "Why the pipe?" - "However, the whole
I'll be buzzing all night."
The Chukchi is sitting on a tree, chopping a branch under him. A man passes by.
"Chukchi, you will fall!" - “However, it’s unlikely!” Chopped, chopped and
fell. He stood up and looked after the man: “A sorcerer, however!”
One day the Chukchi returned from hunting. His wife says to him: “What do you want?”
what do you want?" - "However, I want to eat." She fed him. "What else do you want-
what do you want?" - "However, I'm thirsty." She gave him something to drink. "What else are you
do you want?" - "However, I want to sleep with you." We slept together. "What else are you
do you want?" - "However, I want to take off my skis."
An agricultural conference is taking place. The Frenchman stands up: "We
We sow potatoes on May 15, and harvest on September 16." Gets up
Englishman: “We sow potatoes on April 15, and the harvestfilming 16
August." The Chukchi stands up: "We sow potatoes on June 15, and harvest
harvest June 16." He is asked:
"In a day? Why so early?” - “I really want to eat.”
The ship is sailing. A submarine comes up to meet him. Vysovy-
The Frenchman asks: “What is the course for Grenada?” - "South-south-west 38."
They sail on. A second submarine surfaces. Sticks out
Englishman: "What course to Grenada?" - "South-south-west 38." Swim-
here further. The third submarine surfaces. Sticks out
Chukchi: “However, what is the course to Grenada?” - "South-south-west 38."
- “However, don’t be a jerk, but rather wave your hand!”
A Chukchi sits in a kayak, fishing. Suddenly an unemotional person floats up nearby.
tskaya submarine. The Chukchi thought: “However, a spy!” Knocked
into the boat. A man looked out of the hatch. Chukchi: "However, du yu
Speak English?" - "Yes, of course!" Chukchi, sad: "But what a bullshit -
lku?"
Once upon a time, a new one was introduced into the Olympic sports: hammering nails.
head. Competitions are taking place. French athlete performing
He hammered two nails and they carried him away with a broken head. Speaking
American athlete. He hammered three nails - and he was carried away with a broken
that head. Chukchi speaking. Hammered fifty nails. Announce
result: the US athlete took first place, second place took
athlete from France, Chukchi took third place. Chukchi coaches
They were offended and went to find out why only the third.
"And your athlete generally violatedrules: he hammered nails
caps down."
The Chukchi says: “However, a large bird appeared in the mountains, people
drags! The Chukchi shot three times before releasing the man.
It's called a hang glider!"
Once they sent two dogs and Chukchi into space. The first round has begun
from the ground they call: “Squirrel!” - "Woof!" - "Press the red button!"
- "Woof! Woof!" The second round began. "Arrow!" - "Woof!" - "Press
white button!" - "Woof! Woof!" The third round began. "Chukchi!" -
"Woof!" - “What are you barking, .....! Feed the dogs and watch
Don't touch anything!"
One day Chukchi hired himself to paint a steamship. Painted it. The commission has arrived
accept the job. They look and say: “Chukchi, why are you a steamer?
only painted on one side?" - "However, the Chukchi is not a fool!
The Chukchi read the agreement, it says: Chukchi - on the one hand, Rech-
the fleet is on the other side!
One day a Chukchi comes from the store and carries a refrigerator. Ask him
they say: “Chukchi, why do you need a refrigerator, you don’t even need to turn it on
nowhere?" - "However, the Chukchi is not a fool! The Chukchi also bought a socket!”
One day the Chukchi sit in the chum. Suddenly a little man flies into the chum,
begins to spin around the ceiling and says: “I am Carlson!” Chuk-
Cha asks: “Where is your friend?” - "Which comrade?" - "Well
what about Friedrichson..."
A Chukchi came from Moscow and says: “However, I ate oranges!
The taste is just like..." - "Seal?" - "No..." - "Deer?" - "No,
tastes... like... intercourse!"
One day my friends sentChukchi New Year's parcel: tangerines and
red caviar The Chukchi writes a letter in response: “We received the parcel, for
tangerines thank you very much. And we threw away the cranberries - they look like fish
whine."
One day the Chukchi were asked: “Do you listen to
enemy radio? - "Yes." - “So what are they saying?” - "Yes, that's it"
more frightening." - “How do they scare you?” - “And like this: oo-oo-oo!”
One day the Chukchi took a Russian with him hunting. They go, they see - ber-
log. The Chukchi threw a stone there, an enraged man crawled out of the den
the bear and rushed at the hunters. The Chukchi rushed to his heels, followed by
Russian, behind them is a bear. They run, they run, then the Russian realized,
that he has a carbine hanging on his shoulder. He tore off his carbine while running,
turned around and killed the bear outright. Chukchi comes up and says:
"However, the Russian hunter is a bad hunter. Why did he kill now?
bear? I had to run home first, but now who's going to drag it?
will there be one?"
Once the Chukchi were asked which ambassadors he knew. "However, I know
"Ambassador Extraordinary", I know "Ambassador Plenipotentiary" and I know "Ambassador
on..."
The Chukchi sits and says: “The Chukchi is tired today, oh, tired!”
They ask him: “Why are you tired?” - “However, I thought today. Very
tired." - "Why so tired?" - "However, today it's three
I thought about it once."
Two Chukchi are sitting, sawing a bomb. A man passes by. "Hey, what are you doing?
do it, it will explode!" - "However, it’s okay, we have one more
there is!"
Two Chukchi are talking: "However, a foolNikolashka - Emperor
was..” - “Why?” - “Because he sold Alaska to the Americans, and
Chukotka - no."
Chukchi is walking, wearing a cap with four visors. He is asked:
“Chukchi, well, a visor in front and a visor in the back - you can understand that,
but why are there visors on the sides?" - "However, so that it doesn't bother your ears
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