Assholes Speak Russian An article from series "For the love of the scene". By Raver/Phantasy Ehh, I have to go to work for fuckin' capitalists... There is the hate hiding deep inside my heart, so I will let my raging instincts take over my friendly attitude. I'm a foe of everyone today! And blame the same fucked capitalists and morning sun outside PHT HQ. Gotta say some things before leaving for the editorial office of capitalists newspaper that I'm working for. To cut the crap, today I'll piss on the head of russian bear for their fascism. Assholes speak Russian! The music I'm listening to this morning really injects myself with some additional agressivity. It's Mike Banks track "First Galactic Baptist Church" on the Detroit's "Underground Resistance" label, hi-tech funk with black women vocals. On vinyl ofcourse, not shiny seedee as this is not available on CD at all. And if you don't know what UR is, don't call yourself a techno underground admirer. And so the raging goes on! Fascism is when thousands of beings write, speak and think only in their native language. Perfect patriots! You couldn't care less about the rest of the scene, because you're the majority and that's exactly what makes you LAMERS. I know that apart from "amiga rulez" and "pc sux" it's the only word which is well known among these fascists or, we might aswell say, lamers. And then they are crying with the foam on their lips: "doloj nacistov!", yeah translates like "fuck nazis!", so let me say they're the biggest nazis I've ever seen! Also, let me explain the word "nazis" in latvian means "knife" and with my long time friend Hazard/Phantasy we often had a laugh about nazis and all the shitheads around using the word while they can wear it themselves. I'm not saying that Russian is bad compared to english. Simply it couldn't be a scene language in any way - because (thanks Satan!) speccy scene is still international, because computer related terms are in english, because scene related stuff, which was born on Commodore 64 and evolved on Amiga, still is in english and because why the fuck group-names and handles are in english in this "communistic" scene if they dunno english and fucking because there is a word called "fuck" in english which sounds so fucking good. Actually for me it sounds like musik, probably because in latvian there is some other word meaning the same, it's the word "pist" and it sounds different, don't it? Therefore "fuck" isn't something I could call rude. Hmmm, and the word "pist" isn't rude also, as it only describes the process. SO FUCKING PIST! And what can russians offer instead of "fuck"? "Jobannij v rot"? "Bljad"? "Poshol nahuj", "zajebal", "ohujel"? Hey, that all sounds so childish not like the mighty Fuck which is well known all around the world by every single lamer. Narrow-minded people think there is no need in western scene, it's enough for them just to have all these russian geeks and lousy local scene. And it's a pity. Languages are so easy to learn if you're not a cripple in ya head, the geniuses like myself even know three of them - native latvian, english and YEAH that same fucking russian, so I know what happens here and there. The language should be no barrier to have the world scene, to communicate with the speccy freaks all around this tiny place. Almost nothing else to say... Except one very important thing that I almost forgot: huge "jobannij v rot" goes to the mighty March Cat/Condorsoft! This article might well be dedicated to you and your language! And at last - just to set the things clear - now you don't say I'm a fascist or nazi because in fact I'm rascist - Harlem is my Mekka and ofcourse all whites are scum. Yo brothaz! 04.05.99