Bogie's Got No Penis! --------------------- Taken From The Sun NewsPaper ---------------------------- The Spectrum P.D. scene was shocked recently when Bogie of the British group Extacy-3 unexpectedly LOST HIS PENIS!! No Monkey to Slap ----------------- Professor Bogie, the main coder of Extacy-3, had his worst nightmare come true recently when he woke up without his one eyed trouser snake! He has been searching for the last couple of days for his raging stork-on. The police are now searching the nation for the 12 foot hosepipe of a cock. State of 'CUM'fusion -------------------- Bogie isn't quite sure what happened on the night of March the 2бth 1995. He suspects that the loss of 'Mr. Happy' may have something to do with his fellow partner in crime, L.A., for on the very same evening they were both happily typing out an article for the latest issue of their RAM-Zine 'Subliminal -Extacy'. The article was based around a night that they experienced Karaoke for themselves. Bogie fears that L.A. may have been plotting this very EVIL act of maybe Revenge. Mr. L.A. the Knob Nicker ------------------------ Bogie has not seen L.A. since that night and fears that L.A. has left the country, possibly with Bogie's humongous tadger. Bogie has told major newspapers and various Pornographic publications of L.A.'s jealous lust for a larger Love-stick. Bogie feels that L.A. may have left to live in Hollywood where Penis replacement is a growing novelty. No Sex Please, I've Lost Me Prick --------------------------------- The Police are very concerned about L.A.'s very irrational behaviour. They have questioned Bogie and now have reproduced a replica fuck-pipe for LOST AND EXTREMELY WANTED posters. Don't Worry Bogie, It's Not The (KNOB) End of The World! -------------------------------------------------------- According to leading Doctors, all is not lost for poor old Prof Bogie. They say that thanx to modern technology they should be able to give him a FAKE replacement Widger. But Sex just won't be the same as the Fake phallus will be made of the most solid, industrial type concrete. Bring It Back Or I'll Tell Me Mom! --------------------------------- Bogie has requested that we make a plee on his behalf for L.A. to bring it back and all will be forgotten. So if any women anywhere get shagged by an 18 year old with a 12 foot long Stiffy please contact Bogie at the usual address. Thank you and Get Your Knob OUT!! The victim The villain