Split Personalities ------------------- By Bogie Of E-3 --------------- I sure that you have heard of people having 'Split Personalities', you may have called them two faced or something! But as you probably know that there are some people who really have more than one personality!!! The second personality within this person may go by a different name and talk slightly different, yet be in the same body!!! There was one case where one peson had over 40 (yes 40!!!) different personalities!!! How did he remember all their names???? Peoples second personality might not just have a different name but have different physical needs!! For example the second personality may need to wear glasses!!! Does this mean that the second personality could be left handed or have a limp????? It could be even worse by the second personality having a wooden leg, glass eye and has had a finger cut off in a woodwork practical at school! Just imagine at the pub the second personality comes out and decides to freak everybody out by taking his wooden leg off and put his glass eye into someone's pint!!! Then the first personality comes out to find his real leg on the floor and his real eye looking at himself from inside a pint glass!!! How could he put his leg back on and eye back into it's socket???? What if your second personality is gay or comes from a different country??? You could suddenly find yourself giving a black, gay Russian a blow job!!! Bloody second personality!!! Well this is only a short article for you to think about!!! So go and buy a second personality (from a second hand shop maybe?? ?) and have some fun!!! Just think if you get caught killing someone you can blame it on your second peronality!!! Lots of people have used this excuse in the past and in court they hypnotise you to get the second personality out and ask him if he done it!!!!! And people still get away with it!!!! Now one last thing to think about!!! Have you got a split personality??? and if you have, is your second personality the same sex as you??????